Whats the lamest thing youve done while super baked?

I just got done with a sesh with friends then came home. When i got home i kept smoking until my whole stash was gone. I had a three-hour conversation with myself in the mirrior. I finally convinced myself that I was myself. And I was looking at myself. Then I thought I was somebody different every 24hours and lived in their shoes for 24hours. Then I just kept talking to myself in the mirrior. I finally crawled to my bed and watched "that 70s show" till i passed out. I woke 2days later. Pretty lame, but quite the expirience. Im only 13 but by jewish standards im a man.

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dreed05 20 weeks 6 days 18 hours 43 min ago

one time i was convinced i was in a movie.

FlyHighCanada 20 weeks 5 days 19 hours 16 min ago

hahaha me 2. but its when I mixed salvia and weed together. I was sitting in my room and i could hear the tv from my moms room and I legit thought I was in a tv show for 15 mins. crazy shit.

greenthumb311 14 weeks 2 hours 24 min 19 sec ago

sorry but thats gotta b fake

RIPjohnnyP 20 weeks 4 days 19 hours 50 min ago

Ha, that's almost about the age i started smoking, Neways:

The lamest thing i've done: This one night, i was flirting with this one girl i never met and ruined it by calling her a different name cause i kept forgetting everytime she told me. I Was so _______* I just laid up on the couch and watched tv till i fell out.
I woke later that night with sharpie on my face and whip cream in my hand

*if forgot what i was going to say

-That one guy

brandon23b 20 weeks 3 days 18 hours 32 min ago

I once made an instructional video about how to kill zombies. I was deadly serious in the video.

Other than that, the whole thinking this is a scene in a movie thing? All. Of. The. Time.

buddhistbabe8 20 weeks 2 days 2 hours 59 min ago

can you put it on youtube? that would be awesome.

I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points.

shep1sck 14 weeks 4 hours 11 min 35 sec ago

i smoke two joints, in time of peace & two in time of warr

every now & then i take a hit to lift my history;
inspire my art & spark my creativity *

blowintrees93 14 weeks 1 hour 55 min 45 sec ago

on time i got naked and put the ceiling fan in my ass

gols 20 weeks 1 day 17 hours 42 min ago

Exactly what were you smoking? Lol. How the hell? No I don't wanna know.

Anonymous 14 weeks 3 days 17 hours 7 min ago

i just think this is funny that you informed us you're a 13 year old but a man by jewish standards..haha sweet dude

Anonymous 14 weeks 3 days 11 hours 3 min ago

I have convos with myself all the time! hahaha. It's cool to see what you look like high. O_O

getmecreeper 14 weeks 4 hours 57 min 35 sec ago

one time super blitzed i had to piss soooo bad
& when i went to the bathroom i peed for almost ever and it was sooo mothafuckin relieving & when i got off the toilet i was convinced that i was feeling so goood from such a great piss,, but then 5 mins later i was like 'oh, im just high' haha

every now & then i take a hit to lift my history;
inspire my art & spark my creativity *

blowintrees93 14 weeks 1 hour 53 min 27 sec ago

i talk to my cats
ahahaa

caliadubs 13 weeks 6 days 22 hours 39 min ago

I insist on doing the robot every time I hear music.
At the time I feel like I look really cool doing it- but I don't.

CAMisTUFF 13 weeks 6 days 21 hours 46 min ago

i went on highdeas

thehighknight 13 weeks 6 days 21 hours 25 min ago

HAHA! me 2.....

fireflame420 13 weeks 6 days 18 hours 58 min ago

I once put ovaltine on gram crackers. I had just smoked and had no other food so I was desperate. I guess the gram crackers would have been enough by themselves but ovaltine is fucking awesome so why not? It was alright. Oh also, peanut butter on cheez its... It'll change your life.

Jaybo88 13 weeks 6 days 20 hours 30 min ago

you did not pass out for 2 days.

raiderhater52 13 weeks 6 days 5 hours 50 min ago

i took my ap spanish exam ...... you know the one you have to talk orally shit made the most sense it made all year
i went to cheerleadin tryouts and stunted and tumbled ...... it was hilarious
i tried to trace my reflection on the mirror but it wouldnt stand still haha the best
and i fought a bottle of welchs white grape peach juice .... the juice clearly won

ibtokinthatbih 13 weeks 5 days 20 hours 19 min ago

i hit my brothers gas mask once, and attempted to go to the hooka bar, but i got confused, and directed my ride to a 13 year olds birthday party xD ahah

babystoner420 13 weeks 5 days 17 hours 4 min ago

i went on youtube. and searched trippy videos and i had a blast but still pretty lame

txfinest2k7 13 weeks 5 days 15 hours 15 min ago

One time I got super baked with a bunch of my friends and we went on the roof of our local grocery store. We climbed up a stack of milk crates then climbed onto an ice chest, then jumped to the roof of the freezer and climbed onto the roof of the main building. We brought 2 blunts, 4 joints, a quad and 3 bowls. We walked 2 the edge of the building and sat with our legs hanging over the edge and smoked and smoked and smoked, thinking we couldn't be seen. It wasn't till the next day when I drove by and realized everyone and there mother that drove by could see us on the roof perfectly.

After that, we climbed down and by this time it was about 1 in the a.m. and I live in a town of about 2000 people so its tiny. We have these things called "bunkers" which are essentially a giant walk in cooler that's portable and we got inside that, 3 of us, and we were crammed ass to elbow, and we smoked 2 jays and 2 bowls. At the end of our sesh, there wasn't enough oxygen to keep the bowl lit so we decided 2 get out and a GIANT plume of smoke drifted across the parking lot. I'm not kidding you, it was better than an Indian smoke signal...it was a pretty stupid idea cuz there was a cop in the parking lot 2 buildings over...but we all survived.

Drisco 12 weeks 2 hours 36 min 32 sec ago

the best ideas (while you're high)