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things not to do when stoned

here is a list of things not to do when stoned... trust me on this.

1. Deer hunting
2.Bushhog a field with hills
3.let your girlfriend make you watch "steel Magnolias"
4. eat gratuitous amounts of uncooked hotdogs
5.debate politics
6.drive a boat
7.wakeboard (I still have a scar)
8.watch QVC with credit card in hand
9.Listen to LIL Wayne's "I feel like dying"
10.dip grizzly wintergreen

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Why is it

That every good highdea I post never gets published, but then some kid comes along and literally just says I'm so high right now, lik really? Obviously people are high on this sight, you don't need to say it.

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really good highDEAS.

you know those ones where you can't stop laughing or they're just really fucking incredible ideas. . . .i want to smoke with these guys. . .that would be epic.

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I wish my house

had convaor belt floors...then there would be no need to go to the fridge and waist the energy i need to hold this bong.

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I have enough

cotton mouth to open up a Asian sweat shop son.

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weed is like

a back rub for your brain...

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body switch

if you could switch bodies with someone of the opposite sex, would you fuck yourself? (meaning your real body)

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What is the deal with

When youre highhh like really high, you always seem to make noise with every move that you make. I didnt even know my footsteps were a similar volume to a freakin bomb goin off.

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quick poll

who else wishes they lived in the 60's, when pot wasn't that big of a deal?

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Making an O

So if your outside smoking a cig and your wondering if the person next to you smokes marijuana there should be a symbol or something you can show him to ask him if he smokes or not without actually having to ask him because we all know that it can be wierd sometimes. So what if you made a symbol with smoke of some sort... Like for instance you make O's with your cig smoke he sees that an goes o you smoke to. Or some other symbols can't think of any others... baked... but if anyone can think of any way to make some sort of symbolization to know if ppl smoke or not put it on here please.

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highdea vote for internationaliztion

that way we can just make highdeas an illegal but secret trade company overseas :D
oh i'd need a translator in the chat though, that could be hard. . .

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Blunts, Bongs, Bowls, Vapes, or Joints?

Which do you like better? Or prefer, rather? I myself prefer blunts or bongs.

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Wild Ganja Cupcakes

I want this to happen... I want to go into the woods or a field and I want to pick ganja cupcakes and hash brownies. Or better yet have a willy wonka style edible candyland where spliffs grow from the ground and alice in wonderland style catterpillers hand me bongs and hookahs. Reality sucks :(

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macgyvers.

stoners are really inventive people, think of some of the shit uve made when u dont have a piece. i personally have made some ridiculous things, i can only imagine what else has been done. hbu?

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Stoner Census

How many big potheads are on this sight? up vote if you hit the bud multiple tomes a day :)

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Cheese or Blowjobs

My friend asked me the other day, which would i give up if i had to, cheese or blowjobs...i've never been so indecisive in my life.

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Piece Protectors

They should make piece protectors for your glass bowl so it is in safe hands when you aren't using it. It can be used to A) disguise your piece and B) prevent it from breaking if it potentially drops

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the greatest gift ever

So one day me and my friend were hanging out at a friends house when she wasnt home and her dad was just about to leave and he says "Hey girls im about to leave " so we check in and tell him we'll be out in a little and he said "oh dont worry you guys can hang out" so we say "okay" and he says i left something here for you guys for later .. when he leaves we run to the little heart shaped box that he left with us .. open and WHATS INSIDE? a very big nugget waiting to be broken up rolled up and lit the fuck up .. i will never forget this story.

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Riding while high

Have you and your friends ever driven around high during the daytime and had a typical baked, laughing fit...and then you self-consciously stopped and wondered if people in cars around you saw you laughing hysterically and if they were wondering what the hell was wrong with you? Or better yet, if they knew exactly what was "wrong" with you? :)

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I wonder.....

If everyone shares the same opinion does it become a fact?

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Which One's Sketchy-er

1.The guy with the trench coat, and shower curtain shank
2.The guy following him.

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Weed in Washington(:

Their having a sighing going around Washington everywhere to see if the public would want to legalize weed. And of course we all want it to be(: I cant wait.

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WOH! GOOD JOB HIGHDEAS!

I just realized if they make the right changes to this site it could be exactly like a new facebook except exclusively for stoners which would mean you could post anything and there aren't that many douchebags.

congrats highdeas for revolutionalizing the stoners way of life on the internet

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be concise, man

be concise when posting. no one wants to read an essay.

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whats the most badass bug?

im thinking a praying mantis. that mother fucker doesnt fuck around

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the secrets of the universe

this world is an illusion and we are all part of the same conciousness viewing itself subjectively. death does not exist. time does not exist. there is no reason to live in fear. the only reason to live is to love . triscuits are an explosion of taste. get some.

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Fuck Peter Pan

Peter pan broke tinkerbells heart in that movie hook what an ass.

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Mixing dank with mid...please don't.

Alright dudes, I hope y'all are on my side, but I hate it when your smoking with a crowd and some people are rolling blunts with their mids, but you got dank shit waiting to be packed in a bowl. And then the dudes ask you to throw in, you try to explain that you'll hit them back by smoking a bowl of your dank after the blunt. And they get all pissy and still want you to put your dank in their mid...can anyone else feel me on this? Dank and mid should never be mixed, unless it calls for desperate measures or something...but come on man!

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hey highdeas, consider this

Why is it so hard to add a highdeas account? Why would you make something that only high people use so very complicated? Make it much easier to do for the other poor bastards that don’t have a highdeas account yet please.

Signed, The Guy Who Just Spent an Hour Working to Create an Account in Order to Post a Thought that I No Longer Remember

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Highideas by city

we should be able to say where the great highdeas we all have hail from. this way we can know where to go just in case we need a really good idea from someone.