you know you're a TRUE stoner when...
ur whispering to ur friends when its not needed
you laugh at ANYTHING
you get some philosophical thought u would never get when sober
you have no more bud and u smoke the ash in the bowl just to maybe get something.
you also go in ur ashtray looking for a teeny bit of green and if u do u pack it even if its mostly black (did this today i felt like a winner!)
you watch the stupidest shit on tv
everything around u seems to be twice as loud
not wanting to sleep because u know u will wake up sober and u want the high to last as long as possible
u brag about how high you are to your friends
when u see a cop car u just act normal and dont even worry, hell you might even wave hello.
you're 2025903 times more friendly
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i like the wave hello part haha true that
you forget what you were about to say mid-sentence.
you eat anything thats food.
you go to class high
you have more than one piece
etc..
you forget what you were just thinking about
you think about getting high when already high
you stare at shiny shit for too long
people smile/laugh at you just because they're happy to see you! they would never expect you to be high
you think to yourself that your not going to smoke today but whats a day? smoke anyway!!
best list ever so true for me..good man...StAy BlaZeD
when you actually want to do your homework because it would give you something to do
dude 2025903 is your phone # isent it
hahahahahahahaha.
LOL i like the last 1 lol
haha those are good
Fuck ya I wave to the cops! So true man.
[[Rock as fuck && Stoned as a rock]]
You avoid the Food Network because you're scared of the munchies.
You have cans of Axe but you use Old Spice.
You forget to use your Old Spice.
You check the door when you hear a doorbell on TV to find that you don't actually have a doorbell.
You can't find the keys to the car you don't have.
You have long conversations with kids about cartoons.
Clear Eyes is GOD.
And last but not least, you never ever leave your house without checking for signs of the zombie apocolypse.
WEEDmedian
i live bye that
perfect. well said my man
your always high lol check please
LOL @ you stare at shiny shit way too long
this is true
One of the best highdeas I've ever seen. I wish we could smoke some day (:
i dont buy into this "TRUE stoner" shit
just do what makes you happy not for money or attention
who am i to say something that makes ytou happy
yet you are not a TRUEstoner blahblah
besides that you got some cool and funny ass shit up there
When you find this website because you were high and just typed in what you were thinking. THIS IS MY FIRST VISIT> ROFL
there has been countless times were ive been high and waved at a cop with like the biggest shit eating grin in the world and they wave right back which gets me even happier.
Haha I agree 1000000%.... I do all this stuff lol.... its soooo great though; i love watching the science channel when i'm high; but i can't stand it sober haha
If you are stoned, go to this link. Effin Crazy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/8-cell-simple.gif
DUDE!! i do em all!!! hahahaha awsome! we could be friends! haha
you're overall a calmer, more relaxed person. ex/ today i was driving someone cut me off, then honked and flipped ME off, i started cracking up and waved...a year ago i wouldve pulled over and been like lets go biatch!