Driver's Seat: In charge of getting everyone where they need to go safely
Backseat Behind Middle Console: In charge of loading bowls
Shotgun: In charge of music selection / Loading bowls if no middle console seat exists
Backseat Passengers: Cop Watch / interesting conversation

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Sun, 11/28/2010 - 11:17pm


Sun, 11/28/2010 - 11:24pm

sounds like what me and my friends do.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 12:51am
ganjjj Says:
Sun, 11/28/2010 - 11:27pm
kpop420 Says:

hahahahhahah this is so true dude oh my god hahahhaha

Sun, 11/28/2010 - 11:30pm
unamuna Says:

SO this just happened to me on my way back to school. I was in charge of the backseat making cool conversation. We listened to the love below. So fun! Best ride home ever!

Sun, 11/28/2010 - 11:47pm
Sun, 11/28/2010 - 11:53pm
Naterade Says:

Shotgun is also in charge of steering while the driver is hitting the bowl

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:21am
sarahherbz Says:
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 5:22pm
surahh Says:

our shotgun lights the bowl for the driver while he drives hahaha

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 9:46pm
JIffJeff71 Says:

I usually light their bowl while they hold it.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 3:19am
Dtj41 Says:

I use my knees. Only hit on straightaways.
All Day I Dream About Smoking: ADIDAS

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:40pm
StonerCoop Says:

yea my shotgun rider lights my bowl while i drive and hold the bowl haha

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 11:07pm
420life420 Says:

just smoke blunts or joints in the car

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:18pm

Hell yeah dude, my friend used to let me stear while he was lighting up. We'd do it all the time, i got pretty good.

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:29am
PacoKBud Says:

YESSSSSSSS! Finally some structure in my life!

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:34am
chelsREXX Says:

lmao too perfect

how come if tears are so salty ...

♥ find it & dont ever lose it ; quintessential you ♥

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:38am
ihearttree Says:

i wish i could upvote this twice cuz its so perfectly correct.

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:15am
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:25am
LoaditUP Says:
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:16am
Zero33 Says:

I like the layout, you should include the rotation rules as well. The bowl always needs to be passed to shotgun before the driver gets it because it can be unsafe and distracting when trying to pass a bowl to the driver from the backseat.

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:18am
Pixies Says:
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:34am
ImIchronic Says:

dead on matey, straightup. great fucking job :D. true as can be. :)

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:40am
yo. Says:

werd. shotgun is dj no matter what round these parts lol

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 5:20am
knobblez Says:
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 8:53am
Peachez Says:
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:22pm
retrosisko Says:
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:47pm

i always ride shotgun and that shit's true!!

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:51pm

i'm always the driver XD
Don't gain the world
and lose your soul,
wisdom is better
than silver or gold.

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:23pm
t4ckitt420 Says:

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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 3:54pm

so true and you have to call not bitch for a window seat

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 7:21pm
t4ckitt420 Says:

we say left or right nut for the window seats
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Mon, 11/29/2010 - 9:16pm
tootheless Says:

i kinda disagree here man.

my boys and I like to take part in "packers rights" therefore; whoever has the bud, packs the bowl
(unless its the driver, then our shotgun packs it)

nice set though :) i love how universal cruising is

Mon, 11/29/2010 - 9:30pm
Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:21pm

I like the idea but the titles/duties are a little off. When I roll on road trips as the driver I feel like I'm in charge of getting everyone high. Shotgun, yes music duty but also In charge of ashing before passing to the back seat or you from the back seat. Back seats for rolling and just kicking it

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 12:22am
Mr.Kite Says:

For me and my friends, shotgun tends to be in charge of navigation (usually me), back seat for rolling blunts/cool conversation and driver keep a lookout for cops. All made incredibly more awesome by the fact that my friend has an old VW van which has a fully opening top for instant smoke clearing after hotboxing, a table in the back perfect for rolling and enough capacity to fit at least eight people (some on the floor of course).

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 2:06am
Autumna Says:

Wonderfully illustrated information. I thank you about that. No doubt it will be very useful for my future projects. Would like to wholesale online for christmas day.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 5:17am

I'm usually the driver, I've got the cruizer. I'm to the point where I can corner with my knee. Don't like people touching my wheel. Other than that pretty effin accurate.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 7:11am
Nfrangakis Says:

Fuck man I've never heard anyone be so right before hahah

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 7:33am
Tue, 11/30/2010 - 12:53pm
jareth37 Says:

i just upvoted so it wouldnt say three sixes

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 2:29pm

HAHA sooooooo perfect sir! When I was in highschool that was almost the exact same way we had it lol. Except the driver always had DJ duty, to us it was a privlege lol.
"My God Johnson! It's bowl o' clock!"

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 5:21pm

So true!
I'm always shotgun and I always "auto-pilot" for the driver!
but the driver usually picks the music

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 7:21pm
yoinkie Says:

this is very very true!

My latest highdea:

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:17pm

wow if i havnt ever done that memories wow

Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:56pm

Oh no I accidently downvoted, I'm sorry:\

Wed, 12/08/2010 - 2:37am
Wed, 12/08/2010 - 2:01pm
cebgdh258 Says:

This post probably made my life. You did a beautiful job describing the typical stoner seating chart. cheers to you my stoner friend!!!<3

Sun, 12/19/2010 - 12:09pm
Rorkster2 Says:

yayy upvote #1000!
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Thu, 02/17/2011 - 6:59am

mind blowing how true this is. thought i was in deep thought of what my weekend was like... shit im blazed.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 2:30am
blowxoxo Says:
Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:28am

Seat behind shotgun=Cobain.... Get it?