since coming back from college, ive had to use eyedrops every single time i smoke so my parents dont think im high, but ive been using it so much that it like doesnt do anything anymore. I had to fucking eat dinner with my mom dad and grandma - eyes red as the devils dick - because visine has let me down. "i don't know whats wrong, my allergies are really acting up today. i think a piece of pollen hit me in the face when i was longboarding." I have always trusted visine but i dont know if i can anymore. I think i am immune.

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Sat, 04/02/2011 - 12:51am
beadie Says:
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 12:48pm
Fish.Stick Says:
Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:12am
Alistor Says:

Best. Excuse. Ever.

"i don't know whats wrong, my allergies are really acting up today. i think a piece of pollen hit me in the face when i was longboarding."

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 3:44pm
budgina Says:

That excuse works great if you put visine in just one eye.

Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:39am

Start moving over to rhotos, they sting at first but are better at getting your eyes white

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:29pm

Rotos started making my eyes redder after a few months of use. I've been using Baush & Lamb eye drops for almost 5 years now. It's cheaper, gram per gram, and only takes 1 drop to whiten the reddest of devil dicked eyes.
A bottle usually lasts me 5-8 months and it's about $3 and change for 1 or $5 for 2.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:30pm

yeah dude use rhotos so much they are basically bullet proof. i always have super red eyes (even if i dont smoke) and they work 150% of the time. sersiously if you dont use rhotos its like not having insurance. you gotta have it.

I wanna get sponsored by rhotos. I would totally wear a rhotos shirt and/or hat.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 5:04pm
osp420 Says:

I remember the first time I used Rhotos..

Sun, 05/22/2011 - 10:09pm
Havuk Says:

I used to have the same problem, I switched to clear eyes and have been just that...

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:50am
Canepa420 Says:

Dude i hate visine. The redness reliever just makes them white for three minutes then they are back to charging lasers. Clear eyes maximum redness reliever gets the job done for me.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 11:15am
pugluv0508 Says:
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 4:17pm
koshka Says:

hshahahaha your comment cracked me up. and I agree completely.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 11:34am
jannajz Says:

Rhoto greens! There kind of expensive but completely worth it. It's kind of like breath mints, but for your eyes. :)

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 11:50am
Blondie725 Says:

Definitely the best, keeps your eyes white as hell for like 8 hours

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 11:46am

Or you could just offer your parents and grandma a hit and skip the whole need to disguise your eyes

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:13pm
hgihhigh Says:

ive never used visine or any other eyeball whitener in my life. i love the way i look when im stoned.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:04pm
bdubs2327 Says:

same i love the feeling my eyes feel when im high

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 3:50pm

I feel like it begins to kill my high if I put eye drops in

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:46pm
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:17pm
HighGuy11 Says:

haha wowwwww i posted this like a year ago. its so weird, i have only posted like 3 new highdeas since the site change but all of a sudden all my old ones are getting popular. it makes no sense!!!!!! oh well im not complainin. but anyways i'm like 2000 miles from my parents now tho so i don't need visine anymore, but nowadays if i ever use eyedrops, i make sure its rhotos, those are the fucking best

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:21pm
pen_island Says:

I upvote because anytime I have red eye I saw the wind made me tear up while on my longboard.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 3:50pm

My mom asked me one night at the dinner table why my eyes were red, and i told her, "oh, i had my window down in the car driving home and the wind got in my eyes......" then she said, "well why didn't you roll up the window?" I had no good answer, so i just said," uhh.....cause i was smoking weed..........." *silence* (to my sister) " so kenna, how was school today?" me: *_*

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:03pm
Ryantrule Says:

Got ya to 40. Visine didn't work for Bueller.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:03pm
bdubs2327 Says:

yo go to cvs and get rhotos those shits burn but they work

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:04pm

my eye doctor told me that can happen!
so he gave me prescription eyedrops, first 2 were free. he was chill now that im thinking about it..

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:05pm
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:07pm

Try not to use eyedrops too much. If your eyes get used to not having to produce tears, it could lead to an irritation and/or dryness problem. I've had bad eyes for years and know quite a bit about all this. If anyone wears contacts that's also a great excuse...tricks my boss every time! haha

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:21pm
HighGuy11 Says:

haha yeah i wear contacts and my eyes are generally irritated, so my eyes always look super stoned, even when im not. and getting super stoned doesn't make them any better lol.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:14pm

i think im immune to redeye my eyes very rarely get red after piffin. but i sympathize

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:15pm
aalleexxaa Says:

Rhoto all day! But not with your contacts in :)

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:22pm
HighGuy11 Says:

i use rhotos with contacts in all the time, but if you really want refreshment, drop a rhoto into your contact lens before you put it in. your eyes will be white all day

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 3:26pm

Rhotos grey! i like the feeling and it works so well. but ive heard others describe it as putting battery acid in your eye lol and they dont work instantly they make ur eyes ultra red then white lol

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 3:56pm
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 4:03pm
TYdea420 Says:

hey man, i have a solution. sorry for the long ass link but these are fucking amazing. mad trippy, yes trippy eye drops.,r:13,s:0&tx=90&ty=73

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 4:25pm

Gotta get some rhotos. Perfect for red eyes and feel soooooooo good

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:25pm

clear eyes work the best for sure. Rhotos of course but, they both make your eyes white so i dont see why i would get Rhotos.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:05am

the first time i used rhotos arctic

i learned the meaning of eye rape

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:40am

Rhotos are straight, but i usually use this brand called Naphcom. They've never let me down!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 5:06pm
Trilby Says:

Knowing that the devil's dick is red must mean you've been seeing it everyday, har har har har.

Jokes aside, I never smoke when I know I'm going to be interacting with someone who doesn't know I smoke. Then again, my eyes never go red so that's never the problem.