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high alter ego

some people have specifics things they do or ways they act when they're high, almost like a whole separate personality. they have a kind of "high alter ego". its still them, but they have some different habits and shit when they're high. we should all name our high alter egos.

Submitted by: Bluntaroo 17 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 15 weeks 3 days ago
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My high alter-ego is really really bubbly. And she likes to play pranks on people. And always smiles

my user name is my high alter ego...squinty eyes, its my way of telling people im high in public without others knowing....oh Im just sporting the squity eyes tonight

My alter ego could win an eating competition.

My alter ego mentally makes pokemon out of his surroundings.

My high alter ego is a huge thinker I think about everything and for some odd reason likes romantic comedies but when I'm sober I can't stand them

lol my high alter ego...i watch everybody really intensely

i think the smaller the difference between the way you act when you're high and and when you're not, the more confident a person you are..

that's an interesting theory...

holy shit! i was totally thinking something EXACTLY like this the other day after a fat blunt.
my high alter ego will talk to anyone and doesnt give a fuck.
it can also eat enough to feed a small village in Ghana.

"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

my high alter-ego is named nich (with a pronounced ch sound)

i hate my sober self. hes really self centered. my high ego is generous and likes to have a good time

*why are you reading this when you could be blazing another bowl?*

My high alter ego believes he can solve any real-world issue. He also thinks he can try to understand everything that happens by rationalizing it. Neither of those things ever seem to work the way he thinks they do.

My alter ego likes to order pizza and never stops talking

i guess id still havta be called batman lol cuz im a night person so like during the day im normal and then my action and smoking starts after dark

--BatmaN, hah.

idk if i really change too much, my friends become assholes though

Dude my high alter ego eats anything and talks in the same voice as the monkey from aladdin

He would be called Felix HuffnPuff. And he would be just grand...

*okey tokey lets smoke out smokey

mine is kaiji.. thats my middle name :). thanks to my friends, i now have this as my alter ego, and it works perfectly.

My high alter ego has talks in this funny accent, kind of like Toki from Metalocalypse. She just can't stop with the accents:o

+Pepper Paraphernalia+

My high alter-ego is known as the story teller. I cant tell a story when im sober, but i could write a book when im high.

Hahaha how do you talk like the monkey from aladdin? that little thing sounds like a raspy mouse.

my alter ego's a nigger.... -_-'

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

my friend is so fuckin loud and annoying im just like shut the fuck up man

i despise people like this.. they ruin everything.

i laugh alot and im just hella chill

It's easier being me. not the Hi, smiley face at work me, but the oh yeah man, whatever you say...I like high me a lot better.

my friend tells me i always have this dumb crooked smile on my face high that she never sees on me when i'm sober. haha

my high alter ego is called jim bob. haha somethimes jim bob talks with a drawl

My friend's high alter ego is a black girl with an afro from the 70's named Ivy Jive.