if we took all the fat peole in the world and stuck them on hampster wheels and made them run, we could use it as an electricity source and solve global warming while saving people from obesity.

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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:02pm


Sat, 12/18/2010 - 10:03pm
beezknees Says:

As a fat person, I object.

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Sat, 12/18/2010 - 10:05pm
xoxxoxabbi Says:

you wouldnt be fat after running all day. doesnt everyone want to be not fat?

Thu, 09/27/2012 - 12:26pm
EvilMonkey Says:

This is horrible, why would you pick just one group to do it.. How about we make a giant wheel and have ALL people to run on it instead of Running down a street with no benifit to the greater good. Have one in each town, and people can do that, and you get $ taken off your electrical bill for running on it. And for you to sinle out fat people is just wrong, lots of people are "fat" because of slow motabolism, not lack of running.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:43pm
Tsunami Says:

he was trying to kill two birds with one stone. Your process only kills one sadly. I thought it was a killer funny highdea haha

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:45am

As a skinny person I find this hilarious. He had me at the title <3

Sat, 12/18/2010 - 10:08pm

thats fucking shallow dude, why dont we make you skinny bitches get on the wheel so us fat mother fuckers can laugh at your attempt to save our already Destroyed planet

Sat, 12/18/2010 - 10:10pm
xoxxoxabbi Says:

or you can make the really buff people run, either way. it works.

Sun, 12/19/2010 - 12:15am
beezknees Says:

i don't want to not be fat, it keeps me humble.

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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 3:22pm
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 3:40pm

false...them big girls really want the D

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 7:38pm

I don't understand this logic. As if only fat people are unhealthy? Umm, wouldn't we need to take extra breaks? And wouldn't we run slower? Wouldn't it cost more to feed them (because this job definitely requires energy, and the larger the person, the more food they will be convinced that they need)? I don't think you'll get them running fast enough.

Its a good thing you're not in charge of humanity huh?

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:41pm
MrGibles Says:

Global warming is a myth created by our government to raise carbon emission tax.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 12:15pm

We increase are emissions standard here only to have factories in china and india produce the same emissions. The only net affect is we lost a fuckton of jobs.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:52am

Prisoners should do that instead.
They have nothing to do.
Makes more sense

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 3:39pm

Thats not... that doesn't make sense. global warming, which is actually supposed to be reffered to as climate change now, is effected by us but is also a process the planet has gone through time and time again. It's inevitable... but we also aren't doing anything to help the situation. So no matter how many fat people take up running in wheels, it'd take a shit ton more than that to change things.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:39pm

it would be more rolling than running on the treadmills

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:41pm

How the fuck does that stop global warming?

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:42am
E.Scooby Says:

I just ripped ass, take that global warming

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:02am
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 6:47pm
MikeyXD Says:

they'de be too fat and lazy to fun, itll just offbalance the world and cause an ice age

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:10pm

Hahaha this is so mean but it's one of the few that actually made me geek out. Thank you for that :)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 1:24pm

Lol it'd be funny to be driving and to see a field, and instead of wind turbines it would be covered with giant
hampster wheels and fat people running in them

Sat, 10/06/2012 - 5:23am
Aman_Dabee Says:

Help get more of our fat brothers laid. That would hopefully preserve more resources going forward.