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do you ever look down at your penis and just think... thank god
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no periods....no giving birth....
and boners rule
Hahaha truth
no having babies and bleeding out of my crotch for a week once a month...just sucks you have to do everything else in life aside from that
we can pee while standing, how awesome is that
I must say, i'm a woman and I love my breasts!
And a couple of fun facts about the clitoris:
-The clitoris (or "clit") is the most sensitive part of the female genitals, and the only organ in the body that exists solely for sexual pleasure.
-The penis and clitoris contain the same total number of nerve endings--but gathered into a smaller area in the case of the clitoris, making it more sensitive.
Penises are cool I guess, but we have the physical ability to bring a human into the world and have it grow inside our bodies.
Evolutionarily brilliant.
but totally painful and definitely not something we want to deal with. and sure the clit is cool, but we have a rod that is used to literally stab women in the vagina to create pleasure. way cooler then anything else.
You do know that the clitoris is the remains of the penis that EVERYBODY begins to form before they are flooded with either Estrogen or Testosterone? So by you saying that the clit is the greatest part of the female anatomy, you are actually agreeing with the original statement.
4:21...best minute of my life!
physiologically though, everyone starts in the womb as a female, then the "would-be" ovaries drop into testicles during the 10th week of conception. so, you're wrong... man wins
Actually, sperm determines the sex from day 1...it's either an x or y sperm cell, and only an x egg. And i am a man, too, so why do you win?
4:21...best minute of my life!
i always wished i could pee standing up
Yea, i look at my dick and think thank god lol. For one its not deformed and i really do enjoy being a man. But look at it this way. when it comes to sex women definately have the advantage. for one if you orgasim you dont loose wood in the process or have to keep your partner busy with oral while you get it up. Also men have to do most of the work in bed. Where as you could get by just laying there I have to do the majority of the physical work which is involved. I often find myself exhausted after sex and all my muscles sore the next day(no complaints,cuz this is the best form of exercise:). Also a femalesorgasim is sooo much more intense and pleasurable than a males orgasim. Plus sex is also made easier for a women because there are much fewer points of stimulation on a mans body than womens. Men are also very easy to please in sex or anything else. if i had a girl and when i got home from work she had a blunt rolled for us to smoke i might just fall in love with that jesture alone lol.
ya you need to definitely get out more, hurting after sex? maybe you just need more of it
um yea i guess. i do wish i had boobs tho. or more like go go gadget boobs that way i could have them only when i wanted them
Do you ever look down at your boner in class and say, "SHUT THE FUCK UP".
Ya I hate that shit, Why does that happen I wonder. Most of the time you're not even thinking of anything sex related. Its like your body is telling you that it needs sex. & usually I have no complaints. Being in public when it happens is pretty embarrassing though. Girls are lucky in that respect. A girl could practically rub one out in class w/o any one noticing.
hell, I wish I could pee standing up.
It would make life so much more convenient.
I loveeee my vagina. I just wish I could pee one day and see what its like to have direction over it like the boys. haha ;]
nothing fucks with peeing your name or a curse word in the snow
sometimes i wonder if it would be better to be a woman...
then i look down at my boner and think;
"try slapping someone in the face with a vagina."
AHAHAHA
the comments on this thread deff made my day.
but might i add, i love my Vag. i love the fact that i can have better stimulation suring sex than a male can
Clits are just small, incompletely formed penises...it's true. Look it up
4:21...best minute of my life!
first off, wf01984 yes, the XY or XX chromosones are decided at birth, but even the XYs start out with a vag, the penis is later developed.
And having a dick is AWESOME! i watch my gf rub one out and its way easier for us guys. plus the point of STABBING CHICKS IN THE VAG WITH OUR DICKS FOR AN ORGASM IS FUCKING AWESOME!
A guy's penis is his ultimate partner in crime.
are you kidding, a guys penis is the mastermind
This is so crazy and funny. I love them both so it doesnt matter... but having babies does hurt like a bitch
i always say its much better to judge the person who bleeds once a month, than actually being the one doing the bleeding. it all goes back to the pen15 club from elementary school, at one point everyone wanted in.
jsut have to say
females have to bleed, give birth and deal with men's bullshit and not to mention: speculums **shudder**s and yet
every female I know still wakes up in the morning looks down and says
"thank god"
I wonder why that is....
;)
Don't act like you wouldn't want one for a day. If only just to sit on a public toilet without fear of herpes or laying down a cover. No stalls open? HEY! a sink!
p.s.
we might get multiples, but finding a guy who can actually accomplish that is not easy, finding a guy who can make you come in the first place isn't always easy, where as guys get to come everytime. It evens out I think.
Well, no, because I don't have one.
But some days, I think a penis is poorer off, what with losing needed "nutrients" every time, and having to make sure it's hard the entire time, (so much focus on that blood flow! ;) ) and doing the majority of the physical exercise.
Also, women have enough sperm in sperm banks to practically justify killing all the men off, if only for the continued lack of decent vibrators. I could totally get off on just doing other girls. It's hot. Then I could get stab hot girls to screaming orgasm too.
As to childbirth, we just need more health focus on monitoring the pregnancy, especially the diet, nutrition, and body training. We do need better painkillers. But there does need to be more focus on the aftermath on the woman's body, (man, a child tears that system up!) perhaps having vaginaplasty and the French style of re-education everywhere is a better method. It's worth it to get that sense of connection ("you and your baby" feeling), which in reality is mostly hormonal surges, but hey, I'll take what I can get.
And after you're done breast feeding, just get an under-the-muscle, gummy bear, natural shape, breast implants. The tissue has just been stretched so it's really the best time to get them done in your life-plan.
everyday.