if i had an alternant ego that would be the greatest thing cuz i could be a dick and i could do whatever i want cuz if anyone said anything i could just say oh im sorry you know how my alternant ego is and if i smoke all my pot in my alternant ego than nothing i do bad can be blamed on the pot just the other me.

basically having an alternant ego gives you someone to blame for everything bad or illegal that i do. its like having an all access pass to doing whatever the fuck you want.