1. you can count the amount of times youve smoked
2. you dont own a piece
3. youve ever snitched on someone about weed
4. you lie about how many times youve smoked
5. you steal peoples highDeas
6. you havent smoked by yourself
7. youve never talked to a cop or teacher high
8. you dont share weed with your friends
9. you dont know how to roll a joint or blunt by hand
10. youve never hit a bong
if you have done or still do these things your not a stoner just a asshole

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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:28am


Wed, 06/16/2010 - 2:21am

not an asshole..just not a stoner :P

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 3:03am

i definitely passed all requirements except #7, only once or twice have i talked to a teacher or cop high... but i just call that being a sneaky stoner ;)

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:25pm
LegenDairy Says:

Thas no fair! I can't roll for shit, but by bong is ALWAYS getting attention! Haha.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:33pm

ME TOO! talked to way too many teachers fresh off a joint way too many times before. That shouldn't even be a requirement, I don't know a single pothead that hasn't talked to teachers high if they smoke during college or high school.

Wed, 06/16/2010 - 2:29am
tyloess Says:

i stilled upvoted but i can't say i can roll a joint because i'm always too high to put it together hahaha

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:27pm

I'm pretty sure rolling a joint precedes getting high

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:06pm

this highdea is a bucket of fucking wack. if you smoke weed, call yourself a ''stoner'' if you really want to. otherwise your just a person who enjoys the glorious herb.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:33pm
joebreezy Says:

Ya I've never hit a bong, but that's cause me and all.my friends are broke as fuck. So TF what

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:51pm
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:16pm

ive never called myself a stoner, but I don't mind being called one...im just someone who really likes smoking lots of weed all the fucking time.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:34pm
joebreezy Says:

I don't particularly like the term 'stoner' it just suggests laziness.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 7:03pm
Richie Says:

This "Highdea" is horible, your trying to stereotype stoners, it's like saying your a white person who hasn't tried mayonnaise so your not white or your black and dont like kool-aid so your not really black. Shitty examples but you get the point. As long as you smoke weed your a stoner.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:52am
Im_ok Says:

i cant either, but thats because my icky is too sticky

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 8:16pm

Aww, I have done some of these things, that doesnt mean Im an asshole

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:05pm

i didnt mean this literally just as a joke

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:39pm

or maybe some of us just realize we roll shitty blunts and prefer other people to do it for us.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:56am
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 6:14pm

you snitch people out and you call yourself a nice guy? i'd hate to see you be mean then.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 11:24pm
abwell23 Says:

also if you never buy your own shit and just mooch off people.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 6:33pm

Like the guy who always smokes with you but never throws down, don't be that guy.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 12:51am
meowow Says:

yeah.. I've smoked a lot longer than most kiddies on this website and I cannot roll a blunt or jay.
well i have the idea down, i just can't get it tight enough so it burns all shitty.. I guess i just fail, or I just prefer glass.. or maybe it's because i'm female?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:45pm
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:11pm

your big fat mermaid hands get in the way obviously.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:13pm
charleeyyy Says:
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:52pm

I know some girls that can roll mad blunts, man. That just sounds like a cop out!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:25am
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 8:51pm
meowow Says:
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 3:03pm

Ive never rolled a blunt but thats it but i love bud

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 1:48am

Me too doesn't mean I'm not a Stoner, it just means I have bad amadexris skills haha

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:45pm
Basidial Says:

You know you're an illiterate if:
1. You can't tell the difference between 'Your' and 'You're'.
2. You don't have an education.
3. You've ever corrected someone's spelling and made a typo.
4. You use 'u' more than 'you'.
5. You steal quotes from the internet that have bad grammar and don't correct it yourself.
6. You haven't tried typing properly by yourself.
7. You've never sent an email to a teacher without sounding like an idiot.
8. You don't correct other people's grammar when you know you should.
9. You don't know where to put an apostrophe.
10. You've never capitalized the 'I' when talking about yourself.
If you've never done these things, you're not smart. You're just an idiot. Congrats, OP. This down-vote is for you.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:35pm

Bahahahahaha! You're going to get so many downvotes for this but I'm glad you said it. People get so mad when I correct them but honestly I'm trying to help. I hate it when people use "your" when they need to use "you're" and that's the first thing I noticed about this highdea. But in the end we [highdea users] are all on the same team-and you're only as strong as your weakest player.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 6:02am
Basidial Says:

+10. Yeah man. That's a shit ton of down-votes.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:56pm
sanchez75 Says:

this highdea better not make it to popular!
never talked to a cop or a teacher high cuz i have never been caught by either high or even stopped by em high.
and i dont know how to roll a blunt or a joint cuz id much rather smoke out of bongs

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:52pm
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:56pm

Does it count if your piece was stolen? hahaXD

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:27pm

This Highdea is going to get a lot of hate and it should. Who are you to define if someone is a "stoner" or an "asshole". You're not a stoner if you judge other people for what they do or don't do. You're not a stoner if you label other people.
Man I wish I was cool enough to have talked to a teacher or a cop high, or I've just never learned how to properly roll a blunt. Guess I'm just an asshole

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:14am
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:17am

Talking to a cop or teacher high doesn't make you a stoner, it makes you irresponsible and careless. You're the reason why Cannabis is still illegal.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:43am

Can you explain what you mean here? I don't understand and sorry I feel as if it might be one of the stupidest comments I've read.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 12:29am
tomoose73 Says:

i thought it was pretty clear myself..

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:40am
A7X420 Says:

I don't like how people try to codify the act of smoking weed....

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 1:56am
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:40am
tomoose73 Says:

pretty sure your not a stoner if you set up tangible rules about being a stoner

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:00am

aye now we were all noob smokers at once we all have done one of these things atleast once

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:54am
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:34am
ToastManDu Says:

I cannot roll a blunt. But I have an ounce; I think that is more important.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 9:07pm
nth1937 Says:
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 3:23am

Try reading all of these comments while you're blown ass fuck:P

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 3:33am

its good to know im not the only one that cant roll a blunt properly hahah

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 3:41am

I don't think I'm an asshole just because I don't fit the requirements of your silly little check list. I get high, nuff' said. I don't feel the need to go out and try to prove I'm a stoner because I know it in my heart.