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Why do people patronize stoners?

Dear convenience store owner,
like dude i buy so much shit from your store don't be a dick because im high. You should be glad I am willing to pay so much for these delicious brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts.

Submitted by: unlikelyjapan 5 weeks 4 days ago – Made popular 5 weeks 4 days ago
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Fuckin agreed dude.
When I pay $20 for a pizza when it was really only a $12 pizza, don't be a dick about it. Maybe it's not cause I am stoned, but because I am generous...

Marijuana Enthusiast.

they wish they were as cool as us

I'm a clerk at a convenience store, and I get stoned customers all night long. I give them donuts and free refills. It's a great way to network. If I ever ran out of bud and couldn't get a hold of my guy, all I would have to do is go to work.

well dude i appreciate clerks like you. sometimes they can be cool but i hate those old guys that are like "how are YOU doing this evening?" cause its funny as shit but i know that i pay too much for stuff.

"more facts, formulas, and philosophical logic than a basement full of scientists puffin on chronic"-immortal technique

Dude you need to go to a new store. Get the respect you deserve

dude I can eat brown sugar poptarts all day when I'm high, and i know what you mean, people always treat me bad when I buy a shit load of food

Those Pop Tarts are worth every penny!

420% agreed

nice

rasta.courage

Dude, definitely the best pop tart in the world.

fuckin a, now im gonna drive to the store and get some

Lol Arab convenience store clerks dont get along with us western kids already lol so just go to a walmart or publix or some shit lol