I think there ought to be like, a hotline you could call from any major city or any city near a major city in the United States - you only call when the situation is appropriate - and like, they'll immediately send someone over to your house or wherever you are just to pat you on the back and congratulate you. Like, you make a really nice snack for yourself, and you call these guys up, and he shows up right before you sit down with your snack to watch the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers movie because hey, it's on Hulu now, and he just comes in and pats you on the back and says "Well done, man. That's a great sandwich."

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Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:12pm


Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:54pm
Coopa420 Says:

u really need some applause to do everyday things?

nah. reward yourself, smoke a bowl

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:53am
brHIGHan Says:

bwahahahaha omg im so high right now and that sounds like the best idea ever...EVER...(ever) seriously im about to go eat an ice cream cookie sandwhich right now and i would love it if i could call a number, tell them what i accomplished, eat my orgasmically delicious ice cream cookie sandgasm, and have a man come over and pat me on the back and be like "that idea was cool as fuck, great job, i want to be you right now"... wow, that would be the best thing ever..

great idea man

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:30pm
big_blunt Says:
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:44pm
Coopa420 Says:

really? damn dude. ill tell you what... if you live in the denver area, i will do that for 35 bucks...