Underwear with pockets so you can keep things on your person without having to go through the hassle or uncomfortability of pants
you'd better notice this degroot.
I know you in real life. High there?
You could hide your weed in the pockets!!!!
great adaptation i hadn't even thought of that
are you talking to me or human?
Unfortunately, I run the risk of sinking this beloved ship we've all joined on.
I think the reason pockets aren't on boxers normally is because pockets actually, being thicker, are more prone to being effective insulation. We'd all have nasty, sweaty legs if we wore these.
Besides, they exist. "Boxer shorts" are what they are called, and I wore them Freshman year in college...everyone thought I just had my boxers on all the time, it was great.
this already exists, I bought a pair of rocawear boxers in the boogie down this winter which just so happened to have a barley noticeable little pocket sewed to the elastic band on the inside. it can fit about three lighters, a couple plastic baggies and a crack pipe on top so it's perfect for the average joe with a crack habit and a picky taste in lighters who hates wearing pants but hates not having pockets even more.