I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."

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Tue, 01/11/2011 - 11:01pm
Stonie420 Says:

But then you get the asshole turtles who are like,"Man,imma box turtle and you know what I don't feel like being a nice turtle. Is that a finger? I think I'm going to squish it in inside my shell."
You might want to re-think the whole turtle situation. :)

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 12:16am
Zachery Says:

ya but the turtles tht dnt r cool as shit..u no.... but i love tht pst
-pot til i rot

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 9:24pm
Resinated Says:


-Statistically speaking, 98% of people die at some point in their life. That's frightening.-

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:07am
Dankrupt Says:

...I wish I knew what was so funny about that video

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.

Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:44am
NPH Says:
Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:26am

"You thought you could get away with stealing this from Facebook..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"But you thought wrong"


Fri, 01/14/2011 - 12:04am

bahahahahahahahhahaha thanks detective Kane!

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 3:53pm


Obviously i'm high.

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:01am
iRipped Says:
Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:21am
max Says:

that is the exact name of a facebook group someone linked me to like 3 days ago

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:22am
max Says:

sorry just saw someone else had already pointed that out,

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:08am
Dankrupt Says:

come up with your own shit.

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:52pm
C.A.M. Says:

snapping turtles dude not so chill

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 6:16pm
linlin Says:

turtles have always been my favourite animal, but this just makes me love them even more.

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 6:27pm
cruiser Says:

thats cause they spend their first 5 minutes alive scrambling for their life. Then they just get to spend the rest of their lives straight chillin

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:55pm
HelloAloah Says:

Turtles are my FAVORITE animals simply b/c of this!!!

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:14pm
hugs Says:

dude i just wrote a haiku about turtles!

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:07am
Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:30pm
Jesse5252 Says:

this is fucking bullshit... i posted this 2 days ago fuck you for stealing my highdea -.-

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:57pm
beezknees Says:

Make a highdea about that haiku hugs. Title it "Highku"
The bake and wake - ya, it's backwards :D

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:41pm

well the facebook group was made about the post on amirite.net, so he stole it from someone who stole it. lol

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:43pm
Zachery Says:

Pot til I rotDude thts my new favret animal

Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:46pm
clark02 Says:

Weren't turtles in FINDING NEMO always high? "sweet"

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 2:54am

if anyone finds a turtle with a mustache contact the number thats on the stomach, i wanna know if it still has the mustache i gave it with a sharpie

"staring through my eyes that are RED"

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:57pm
Fri, 01/14/2011 - 12:10pm
beaner420 Says:
Fri, 01/14/2011 - 12:38pm
420sloth Says:

i think this pertains to sloths as well :)

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 3:18pm
kittyPOWer Says:
Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:08pm
DeMauriDa Says:

Because what's cooler than a turtle?? a NINJA TURTLE -_-


No one talks...Lost in the mood

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 10:47pm
shwasted66 Says:
Sat, 01/15/2011 - 4:10am

i love turtles

♥Smoke on fellow sisters♥

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 11:53am
Sat, 01/15/2011 - 1:40pm
Wed, 01/19/2011 - 2:07pm

My Friend and I were on a burn cruise one day and we saw a turtle so we pulled over and smoked with it... Good thing we were in the middle of no where because we were there for a while... How did we get there?

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 6:20am
Wed, 02/09/2011 - 2:12pm
Sat, 04/30/2011 - 3:49am
lynz420 Says:

I love turtles and I love this highDEA!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 3:57am
SicKid Says:

I read that entire comment in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 12:23am

I got a Turtle high once with my friend. Now it's an epic smoke spot evry one calls turtle

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:53am

My new life goal is to smoke out a turtle.