Tomorrows my 18th birthday and I finally get to throw out that kit that every ninja stoner has to have. No more frantically putting in eye drops, drowning myself in perfume, popping like 5 mints, and constantly having to look in mirrors and straighten myself up. And most importantly I no longer have to explain my odd food choices, why I watch cartoons at like 2 in the morning, where all my money goes, and why I bump music and just lay in bed smiling.

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Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:42pm


Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:36pm

don't forget being able to buy lighters, bluntwraps, porn, and cigs.

"Its just a flower man, so do it."

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 1:10am
Felipe8 Says:

Who buys porn anyways?

Live and let live

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 9:58am

Yeah man. Shit's free

--I'll be up, up, and away. Up, up, and away cuz they gon' judge me anyway. So, whatever--

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:01pm

who buys lighters either?

~Get some pussy, smoke some weed, make some money, fuck else you need?~

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 3:43pm
rolo304 Says:

cant you buy lighters under 18. Im 16 and I do all the time

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:59pm
Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:01pm
Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:36pm
koshka Says:

how does that change just because you turn 18?

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 6:48pm

Cuz in my house your allowed when you turn 18, cuz both my parents burn, and I will be getting my cannabis card,I live in Cali, so even when that law passes I'll still be able to burn legally, then I'll just stop paying the $300 renewal fee when I turn 21.
~KiNg KoNg AiNt GoT sHiT oN mE!~

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 5:52am
koshka Says:
Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:37pm

hahahah ninja stoner kit. it still comes in very handy so i wouldnt throw it out

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:40pm
jnb1092 Says:

yeah man, i don't get it. i just turned 18 4 days ago. :D but now the only thing that happens is we get in more trouble if we get busted. even in cali if prop 19 passes and everything works out like that, being 18, we still can't smoke bud.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:59pm
MGMT23 Says:

being a ninja stoner myself, i cant wait til im 18.
ima pack my bags and buy a bong :)

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 6:08pm
Thu, 09/02/2010 - 6:36pm
Herb420 Says:

worrddd thats dope man i cant wait til im 18

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 6:40pm

Makes me sad that it's like this in the first place.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:13pm

i hate having to hide being high.
i have to take my ninja stoner kit everywhere cause i burn alot.
and my parents wont give a shit when i move out.
but that like three years from now

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:15pm

Well happy birthday man and ill be right there with ya in 3 months
H5I Inc.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:24pm
OVRCninja Says:

I turned eighteen last April and nothing changed but I'm moving out next week so it should be awesome

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:07am
Paulllftw Says:

Why would you have to hide it then if both your parents smoke?

For The Weed...

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:54am

idk cuz i guess morally its not right for them to allow it when im technically a kid, but know its just like "oh she's 18, we cant stop her"
~KiNg KoNg AiNt GoT sHiT oN mE!~

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:21am
thejgg Says:

good for you, i still gotta serve a year and a half in this joint

and ima be proud when ima dad when i have a daughter or a son...

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 4:50pm
jnb1092 Says:

well thats awesome man. happy birthday. im from florida so everyone is a tight ass about it around here. and when do you guys vote on that? novenber?

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:53am

haha thanx man, n yeah we wote in November! YEEEAH! wish us luck!
~KiNg KoNg AiNt GoT sHiT oN mE!~

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:51pm
16andhigh Says:

fuck...i dont turn 18 till next december

where we're going...we dont need roads

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:21am

ARGH! I forgot what I was going to post! lol but one thing I wanna do is be in class high! laughing like crazy or something

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:43am

Blunt wraps and cigars bro!
ur stoked! i cant wait till im 18!

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:23am

go to college kids.. never have to hide being high and weeds just around the corner
got my bong sitting in my closet like 5 feet in front of me

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:23pm
lette420 Says:

haha my mom and her boyfriend burn but apparently cuz im not 16 im not old enough to smoke bud or some shit. hypocrits...

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 1:03pm