My Mom: Steve, why does it smell like weed in here??

Me: shouldn't I sprayed a shit ton of febreeze to cover up the smell.

i shit you not, this is how my parents found out I smoke weed. I have no idea why I said it, why my filter turned off, but it happened. This happened about 6 minutes ago, she's downstairs telling my dad....we'll see how this works out.

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Fri, 09/03/2010 - 9:44pm


Fri, 09/03/2010 - 1:10am
127blunts Says:
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 5:38am

Steve's Mom: Steve, why does it smell like weed in here??

Steve: shouldn't I sprayed a shit ton of febreeze to cover up the smell.

he shits you not, this is how his parents found out he smoke weed. He has no idea why he said it, why his filter turned off, but it happened. This happened about 1 day 6 hours ago, she's downstairs telling his dad....we'll see how this works out.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 4:54pm
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 6:35pm

this has win written all over it. A big thumbs up in your direction sir.

"I need you like New Orleans needs a drought, like Hitler's father needed to learn to pull out"

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 4:14pm
Sun, 09/05/2010 - 12:15am

Oh damn.. I was so stoned when I did this.. I forgot all about it :D
This is great! Where's my baggy.....

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 6:07pm

damn dude that's a bummer, i had a similiar conversation with my dad like that
dad: Jack, why does it smell like you've been smokin weed in your room?
Me: uhh, i have no idea
Dad: So you're telling me you weren't smoking weed, if you werent then why does it smell?
me: i just couldn't tell you, but i can assure you i deffinetly wasn't smoking in here

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 7:05pm

This wasn't dark at all, and semi comedic at best.

A dark comedy would be something along the lines of kids graphically harming and maiming animals (or each other) and joking about it as they did so, or something like Donnie Darko. Or Heavy Metal, although that wasn't very dark, quite lovely =D
It's an animated movie from the 80's about greed and corruption, heavily detailed and wonderful, check it out yo.
Heavy Metal.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 9:30pm
milema1117 Says:
Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:35pm
Kouda Says:
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:26am

and to that other dude its DETHKLOK

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 1:20pm
milema1117 Says:

I know it was Murmaider, I just didn't think other people would understand if I put it like that :\

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 4:06pm
Fri, 09/03/2010 - 9:50pm
Fri, 09/03/2010 - 9:52pm
2Geekd Says:

Good luck broo.....My prayers are with u!


Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:21pm
Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:32pm
jeggub Says:

my mom:why does it smell like weed in here?
me:uhhh because I was smoking some

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:33pm

maan same thing happend to me i had a couple friends over and we were jsut chillen in my room then i remember a stash of like p5 of the best weed ive ever smoked ..we decided to light up right rooms in the basement and there is a vent that goes right to my parents room...i think you know what happend next

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:38pm

they'll put it behind them eventually.
"We are Sex Ba-bomb! 1 2 3 4!"

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:10pm

You're in big doo doo. I mean she's telling your dad. He's gonna be soooooooooo mad that you said shit, gotta work on that filter of yours dude.

Whatchu lookin down here for? My comments up ^ there dude!

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:38pm

i had something like this happen
ive been smoking weed for almost 3 years now and parents never knew at all, anyways..
i had a shower and left my cell phone on the bathroom counter, and just before getting in the shower i was texting my friend about going to buy some weed and getting high after im done getting ready, after i got out of the shower i whent to my room to get dressed and didnt really think much about it that i left my phone in there, so my mom goes into the bathroom after me and she sees my phone and she thought she would be nosey and read my texts, and when i was coming back up stairs she meets me at the door way and says "YOUR DONE" and all confused i said what are you talkin about? and she shows me my phone in her hand and all i could think off at the time was "awwe shit.." but in away i wanted them to find out awhile ago about it, that way it wouldnt be as scetchy trying to cover it up, so i talked to her about it and stuff and i got mad at her for gettin mad at me since dads been growing it and smoking it since he was my age, kinda hypocritical dont ya think? so now shes basickly just trying to talk me outta it but i told her strait up that im not gonna stop smoking it and shes gonna have to live with it.. and now shes making up bullshit facts about weed like "when your high you get horny and since your high you wont wanna use a condom with the girl" first thing i thought was how the hellll does that relate to weed in any way? but anyways, thats that, and now next step is to try to ask dad if he wants to have a sesh with me.

Sun, 09/05/2010 - 12:31pm
gimptoast Says:

HAHAHAHA! Man your mother is making up some seriously silly reasons to not smoke!

**It Was So Quiet in There You Could Hear a Mouse Pissin On Cotton in China**

Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:10pm

i know eh? all i really did was just laugh at the things she was saying, as i sat there high as a kite

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:42pm
Avirex Says:

Me: ma im going to smoke a blunt

MoM: yea rite

Me: really

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:04pm


~Get some pussy, smoke some weed, make some money, fuck else you need?~

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:44pm
buddha. Says:
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 1:05am
AkronJoe Says:
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 1:49am
gaga21 Says:

that's awesome. you gotta keep that attitude and have fun at all the wrong moments...because life's too short! and people take it tooo seriously.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:28am
Razorsnail Says:

if I found out my kid smoked weed, I'd be thrilled

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:36am
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:57am
DankStank Says:

i bet this kid made this up cause he was bored, if not then he should be incredibly embarrassed.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 11:44am
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 11:54am
atikiN Says:

Since we have no followup i'm going to assume this kid is fucked.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 6:37pm
jamesleeee Says:
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:24pm
420massage Says:

He just left us hanging like a faulty Florida chad! Thanks alot Jeb Bush.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:53pm
jarc06 Says:
Sat, 09/04/2010 - 3:56pm
matson Says:

My parents found out in a much saltier manner. A girl had broke up with me one day, and told me "it's just not working out". So when my mom asked about it I told her that, because that's what I believed to be the case. One day while I was at a party, my mom calls me and tells me I needed to come home NOW or else my dad was coming to get me. So I come home home, and they start asking me a bunch of shit, I get all pissed and I'm like "What do you want me to say, I smoke weed?" and go in to this rant about how pissed they are. Apparently that night they went out to dinner at Sonic, and there were some kids from my school sitting at a nearby table talking about my break up and one said yeah, "Courtney, broke up with Matson because he smokes pot". They tried to ground me for like 3 months because I refused to say I won't smoke pot again. Total bullshit now my mother and I have regular conversations about how I think weed's fine, and she disagrees. She told me one time she picks her battles sometimes because she said they're a lot if times my eyes are red or something else but she doesn't say anything because she doesn't want it turn in to a fight (which it will). Now adays I believe they know I smoke still and just pretend like they don't. My dad found one of my bowls when I was like 16, and said he'd give it back when I turn 18. Because then he's not responsible for me. I frequently tell me mom she should buy a hookah, but she says I would use it for the wrong things haha, even though I legit want one to smoke sheesha.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 6:07pm
slytherica Says:

sorry your ex wasn't down... that sucks

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:56pm
babvscat Says:

what the fuck happened??!!! ahhh the suspense!!!!!!!!

Sun, 09/05/2010 - 12:29am

my parents found out today when she got the fucking mail and there was a letter from the court saying my possesion and paraphanelia charges were getting dropped and i dont gotta go to court....i have mixed feelings about this situation lol

Sun, 09/05/2010 - 3:59am
lil_thizz Says:

haha got to love those random time where you put yourself on blast when someone ask why it smell like weed for me it was much simpler actually

Mom: mykol what is that smell?
me: what smell?
mom: why does it smell like weed?
me: well it wouldn't smell like weed if you waited another hour after i finished my blunt. but no i do not smoke.
hahah funny shiet but pretty stupid at the momment "this public service high-nouncment has been paid for by your favorite amerijuanican ROME420 "

Sun, 09/05/2010 - 2:53pm

Dude it's hilarious that he decided to write a highdea as he is getting trouble. What else is there to do in such a situation.: )

Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:07pm
JstnBokor Says:

He probably doesn't even know this was published. He's most likely grounded right now from EVERYTHING lol.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 3:29pm
StudMuffin Says:

yeah dude, its been like 8 weeks. i was grounded, shit was bad, but now im back to vaping. trick to the vape


fuck yea

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 6:38pm


where did you get your vape/which one/how much?