This Idea will get your kids to do everything you ask them to.
This idea is simple, Lets say you tell your kid to take out the trash. Your kid says he'll do it. You give him/her 5 minutes. If they havent taken out the trash go out to the trashcan and fill it with bees without your kid knowing. Then say something along the lines of "Didn't I tell you to take the damn trash out 5 minutes ago?!?! take it out NOW!" Your kid will then take the trash out, but encounter a trash can full of bees.

He will run inside and yell "Oh my god there was a swarm of bees in the trash!" and you reply "Looks like the bee fairy beat you to the trash"

Then explain that the bee fairy is a magical man who puts bees where people havent arrived on time. Typically in the middle of tasks that arent done right. Also explain that the bee fairy can and will come in your sleep if you don't do a good job on the dishes, washing the car and on your homework.

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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:23pm


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Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:37am
Steven2451 Says:
 
 
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:41am
relax Says:
 
 
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 10:16pm
Kling Says:

major flaw
if your kid is still at the age when they believe in fairies, you wouldnt be making them take out the trash
terrible parenting skills
-1

 
 
Mon, 08/03/2009 - 12:57am
Sunshine Says:

If they stop believing in the bee fairy, you just have to prove the bee fairy is real. They will at the very least fear you and think you're going to go apeshit on them and put a bunch of bees in their room when their asleep.

 
 
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:07am
Kling Says:

or if they just dont take out the trash, ground them?

 
 
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:23pm
007 Says:

it can defintitely be hard to get kids to listen
actually thats the only problem with kids

but sorry if u teach ur kids things that arent true
when they get older you can only wonder why they dont no what to believe in remember what happens when u find out u were lied to. its fucked up!!

nevermind just tell them Santa Claus is true...and not to do drugs... what u do heroin? i dont get it i told u that was bad u dont believe me?

 
 
Fri, 01/01/2010 - 7:24pm
serenity (not verified) Says:

maybe a less deadly device could work there. swat on the butt. trash on their bed? idk

 
 
Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:17am
goobooroo Says: