It boggles my mind that doing something so small could set in motion a chain of events that could change your entire life.

With that in mind, id like to tell you all my dad's bowel movement theory. A long time ago, my dad was getting ready for work. Right when he was about to walk out the door, he realized that he better do his business before leaving the house(for the sole reason that he did not want his office bathroom to stink). This made him run late for work, which led him to take a different route to work than his normal one. It also led him to drive much faster, which led him into rear ending a women's car. He got her number, and a few months later they were married. Everytime he tells me this theory, he reminds me that I wouldnt be alive today if he hadnt taken that dump.

So basically what im trying to say is, thanks for taking that poop when you did, dad.

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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 1:39pm


Fri, 12/10/2010 - 7:45pm
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 7:50pm
yoinkie Says:

oh man, I bet there are a few of you who only read the title than skim to the last sentence. haha I wanna see the look on your faces when you do lol

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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 3:14am
Rorkster2 Says:

Dude thats amazing. I wish my parents had an awesome story like that about how they met. I guess since they lack anything cool ill have to make up for them and meet my wife-to-be in some sort of super crazy way. damn if only that was something you could work at.
P.S. To answer your tag question, yes...I thought this would have an extremely different topic.
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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 2:39pm
Sat, 12/11/2010 - 3:07pm

Awww that story made me smile :)
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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 6:06pm

I made a highdea about this, but it got lost in the upcoming section :(

Sat, 12/11/2010 - 7:12pm
IronLungs Says:

To answer your tag question, I knew it was gonna be about dropping a duece. Who doesn't know what a bowel movement is? Ok, no lie, at first I just thought you misspelled bowl.

Sat, 12/11/2010 - 8:13pm
yoinkie Says:

no thats not what I meant. What I meant was...nevermind. Too high to explain

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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 7:43pm

oh man i wish i could up vote this 100 more times!

Sat, 12/11/2010 - 8:19pm
Peachez Says:

does this mean you're related to bono?

Sat, 12/11/2010 - 8:25pm
yoinkie Says:


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Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:30pm

haha damn that would be a trip you probably wouldnt have been alive


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Sun, 12/12/2010 - 9:31am
Thu, 12/16/2010 - 6:52pm
yoinkie Says:

bowel movement theory

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Sun, 12/19/2010 - 2:55pm

how the hell did youre pops tap that after he crashed into her car? makes no scence at all man, but i give him props

Wed, 12/29/2010 - 7:16pm

Round of applause for you sir

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Wed, 08/14/2013 - 1:19am

My mom and her friend Janet were on a double date, Janet with a guy named Rick and my mom with my dad (their first date) Janet didn't like her guy so she and my mom snuck out the window in the girls bathroom. My mom called my dad later that week. They were married a year later and have been together over 35 years. My dad was totally a stoner but currently denies it. Now that mmj is legal in Illinois I'm gonna try and get him to try some come January :-)