My parents have recently noticed:
1. My room smells like "somethin' funny".
2. My smoke alarm is removed.
3. My eyes are always red.
They Have Therefore Deduced:
1. I need to do my laundry.
2. I need to find a better hobby than opening things up to see what they're made of.
3. I'm probably tired from work.
The Awesome Truth:
1. I'm a Smoke Ninja.

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Mon, 11/15/2010 - 9:37pm


Mon, 11/15/2010 - 5:13pm

hahaha have ur parents lived under a rock there whole lives? Who doesnt know what weed smells like??
~KiNg KoNg AiNt GoT sHiT oN mE!~

Mon, 11/15/2010 - 10:22pm
AntiAnon Says:

lol well i guess im one of tha lucky ones :D
either that, or they forgot tha good ol smell xD
Stupid Army, Tryna Stop Me...

Mon, 11/15/2010 - 9:15pm

lol nah you aren't
your parents just dont know the signs of a stoner
your one of the lucky ones haha

Mon, 11/15/2010 - 10:28pm
cisco_kid Says:

Yeaaah, I don't know how much of it is you being a ninja - or how much of it is them being oblivious. This is funny either way. (:

Oh and just some tips from my sneaky smokin' days:
-use a mute(use tp cardboard, paper towels, and dryer sheets to make this)
-just take the batteries out of your smoke detector - a lot less obvious.
-use sprays like febreeze - if you can get some of the blunt b gone spray - even better

Not to burst your bubble or anything, but ninjas don't have red eyes and stinky rooms. :p

You're a towel!!!

Thu, 11/18/2010 - 1:15am
AntiAnon Says:

Lol thanks, i'll train harder at bein ninja :D
Stupid Army, Tryna Stop Me...

Mon, 11/15/2010 - 10:39pm

you are so lucky for your parents naivity, i gave my dad a pot brownie and mine flipped lol

~~ musical Highdea ~~ ~~

Mon, 11/15/2010 - 10:46pm

yeh dey givin ur a false sense of security..

who has the blunt?... oh.

Mon, 11/15/2010 - 10:51pm

might want to nip that whole 'they think one of your hobbies is taking shit apart' thing in the bud before they start searching for your crank pipe. bud.

Tue, 11/16/2010 - 2:13pm
tacoplate Says:

sir, you bring shame upon true smoke ninjas.

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk.

Tue, 11/16/2010 - 5:27pm
AntiAnon Says:

lol how? Help me come a better one!
Stupid Army, Tryna Stop Me...

Tue, 11/16/2010 - 5:57pm

My mom still thinks the weird smell in my room is the cats litterbox :D

Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:51am