I think people should have to carry around a IQ card instead of an ID card. Your IQ number will dictate everything you are allowed to do. For instance, if you have an IQ score of lower than 80 then you aren't allowed to drive. If you have a score lower than 60 then shut up and play with your coloring books.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:57pm


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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:42pm

Thats fucked up man
like what if somone smokes so much weed ther like stoned stupid
ther should be a sexuallity card so if people see yer gay then u cant do shit

 
 
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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:32pm
nobu1337 Says:

screw setting the bar so low, if you have an iq >70 you have free carnival passes; if your normal you have certain privileges like financial operations; if you're <160 you get some of the same privileges/safeguards as the mentally challenged, because in a lot of ways they are similar.

 
 
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:02pm

hmmmm. what the fuck. at first i was like yeah that would be awesome. but ummm i realized that i would never be able to leave my house again. oh well.

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:40am
Edubb Says:
 
 
Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:25pm
gzuz0990 Says:
 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:48am
gutnedawg Says:

social darwinism created the holocaust and ww1+2

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:02am
Razorsnail Says:
 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:02am
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Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:08am
texasjt420 Says:

Cruel, people with low IQs can still learn and be educated. you should just educated them instead of wasting time and money on IQ cards..

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:19am

Right on. I'm sick of dealing with stupid smokers too. People that just stroll up to your window in broad day light, eyes bleeding, "got any weed, man?" Givin us all bad names.
let's put a warning on the IQ cards that tells other people you have no common sence either. Cause some people have high IQs but should still be locked in a room with no sharp corners.

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:18pm
slcjosh Says:

social darwinism did not create the ethinic cleansing of the jews but anyways, this is a good idea and a bad idea in theory. like say an asian girl shows her iq, its like 122, the chick still shouldnt be allowed behind the wheel, asian bitches are dangerous dude!!!! i have had similar arguments like this about child bearing, i feel the biggest problem in our country is that stupid people are the people that breed. so all these inbred uneducated people max out the system with their fucking welfare, crime, and overload the class rooms so the one thing that can fix them is not a serious option. i feel you should have to pass a competency test in order to give birth to a child. you should have to prove you have no cases of debilitating mental diseases, you can verify your income and your job so we know your not going to bring this child into a crack den where you live, and your income is based on how many cocks you can suck. now what to do with these babies who's parents dont pass this test... is say there is no second chance. im not sayin you have to be an exec at proctor and gamble to pass, just have a steady job and stable life. if you fail and decide to bring a child into the world, we give the child to a loving adopting family, whether they be gay or straight lol. it would increase the productivity and education in our culture and make sure these little kids dont grow up in fucked up situations with mentally unstable parents and drug addiction. what yall think?

 
 
Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:45am
Chelter420 Says:

Hitleristic though it may be, I like it. Maybe then I could get my correct fucking order at Jack in the Box.

 
 
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 9:30pm
d0cbr0wn Says:

good people come out of bad situations, and bad from good. This is stupid.

 
 
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:37pm

brilliant theory, however i really don't think the rate of adoption would ever be able to keep up with rate of creation of these children whose parents are unfit. i mean...dude...there are mad amounts of these types of kids already, and mad amounts already on the way. can u imagine? hell it could possibly spur on irresponsible procreating by it coming across more like "hey, go ahead and get knocked up, our cushy little government will make sure you get the medical care you need to birth this child healthily, and then since you dont even want the little mongrol that will be coming out of you in 9 months, we will happily do all the legwork for you. you just keep being a little factory while we pay for you to do so." ya know what i'm sayin?

 
 
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:09pm

Social Darwinism was just the excuse Hitler had for the Holocaust. There is this really old ass interview with him and he said he said the best politicians find something to unite the common person on and at the time in Germany, that happened to be Anti-Semetism. Hitler was one of the worlds most cunning polititions but the worlds most evil people.

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:36pm

Holy Shit i no exactly what ur talking about! sometimes i smoke with kids and its just like shut the fuck up! if ur goning to stay stupid shit then you can leave. im so happy othe rppl agree with me

 
 
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 2:20am
 
 
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 9:56am

Pro-lifers should have to pay more into welfare. I'm tired of paying for dumb bitches who get knocked up and can't afford kids but have them anyways since the government (more accurately our tax dollars) will pay for them.

 
 
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:05pm

except IQ is based on a test with is falliable and biased..

 
 
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 9:27pm
d0cbr0wn Says:

I kind of want the 60 IQ :D color books are amazing, and i'm lazy....

 
 
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:13pm

this isnt my idea, i heard this one. that girls, at the age of 8, should get a nuvaring like implant..for you guys out there nuva ring is birth control, but placed inside of you which makes an unstable environment for the egg, so it dies. anyways, when you finally decide to have a baby, and you are ready for one, they take it out.
that way, its all fair, girls who want babies can have them, those who dont will just keep the thing inside them.

 
 
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:18am

so you're proposing a non-elective surgery to prevent pregnancy, ooh ho ho are the catholics gonna have a hay day with this...

 
 
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:22am

no, its not a surgery..if your asking me ^
nuvaring is easliy placed inside of you, by a doctor.

and fuck them

 
 
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:29am

so you want a doctor to go around shoving nuva-rings up newborn vaginas? I don't know if i can support that...and i dont think it'd grow with the child, and i'm guessing that it would effect development of the complex lady parts in the downstairs of pubescent ladies...

 
 
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:16am

Dude that's fucked... Someone had that idea about 60 years ago. His name was Hitler

 
 
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:36am
Chelter420 Says:

I don't want to systematically slaughter 6 million people I just don't want to pay for Billy Joe's 19 dumpster babies anymore...

 
 
Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:46am
TJHenri Says:

Humans got to be where we are today by the advancement of our knowledge. And if we try to deny that, then we degenerate along with our IQ. I like that Idea. Give knowledge more power.

 
 
Wed, 10/21/2009 - 5:21pm
ClamSchwab Says:

not fair man...some autistic mother fuckers are really good at remembering junk...n stuff

no more trees no more paper...how yah gonna take notes meow huh?

 
 
Thu, 10/22/2009 - 6:50am
crypto Says:

well IQ tests arent completely accurate, and even if they were, intelligence isnt always a measure of how to judge people. some of the smartest people in the world have been evil muthafuckas. and not only that, but we need dumb people doing dumb shit to make life more interesting.

 
 
Mon, 11/09/2009 - 4:24pm
neonazi Says:

and if you're inferior in anyway, eventually the government should come and Euthanize you!

 
 
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:42pm

that is the most beautiful idea I have ever heard...IQ cards. Damn.

 
 
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:44am

I agree dealing with stupid people frustrates me on a daily basis but if there were no idiots in the world who would work at McDonald's and who would clean the public bathrooms and all the other shitty jobs in this country.

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:20pm
Chelter420 Says:
 
 
Wed, 01/12/2011 - 5:33pm

How would you determine when to test somebody, your IQ doesn't change, but you couldn't test at birth because then if it got high scores (assuming some method of testing a baby in that way) it could do the same things you are. So do you wait to test people when they are more developed? everyone doesn't have the same rhythm or rate of development so would you offer. Would that also make the people with the highest IQ in charge? because I know of a lot of serial killers and people who started wars and terrible things who had huge IQs. So at what point then, would mental health cards become mandatory as well. Does the country even have enough doctors and psychiatrists to preform a massive amount of mental health testing? I don't think so, not when the wait list to get in to see a psychiatrist is around a year long (In Canada).

Its an awesome Idea. Is the government capable of such a thing?