Stoners are polite
"Excuse me, my good sir, would you care to partake in this blunt?"
"Why certainly, I would be delighted! Would you care to indulge in some of these delectable cheetos?"
"Quite so, thank-you!"
"It was my pleasure!
My word, this is the most dank, wondrous, impressive, magnificent, awe-inspiring, mind-blowing weed I have ever had the pleasure of partaking in."
"Word."
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Word.
tis true nigga.
"I'm diverse. I save the world second, and I get high first."
Would you care to have a pack of cheese stix my good sir lol mmmmm cheese ......
why sir these cheetos happen to be the Delightful chedder jalapeno cheetos......Magnificent. :~)
Hilarious.
I find these Cheetos to be shallow and pedantic.
Would you care to partake in these deliciously scrumptious Dorito's?
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Dude... I wish I was that eloquent stoned... That would be the shit... I'd sound so smart to other high people...
"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"
word!
Thats how every stoner needs to smoke!
thats true etiquette
Worrrrrrrrrrd.
INDEED.
all encompasingly
"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved."
Indubitably!
"Cos fools be havin them vacuum lungs and if you let em hit it for free you hella dum-dum-dum-dum."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJzIYv_mE04
one of the Funniest highdeas to read when stoned haha
one of the Funniest highdeas to read when stoned haha
dude we ARE so fucking polite. stoners are always so chill and don't wanna mess up the vibe, so we're always so polite and happy and content you know?