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Smokin the Bible

im sorry god but the bible is all we have for paper so we r rollin it.

Submitted by: FarnyFire 6 weeks 6 days ago – Made popular 6 weeks 4 days ago
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If you believe in the bible, then what better way to get the word of god in you. If you dont then its just a book, so smoke that shit.

Roll it light it up smoke it up inhale exhale

Crazy true story about this, me and my friends went on a church retreat many years ago and found orselves in the same situation. I twisted a few j's we smoked, it was cool. I soon decided religion was not for me but my friend kept going. At a retreat a few years later my friend was asked to read a passage to the retreat. He went to the bible only to find the page cointaining the passage he was supposed to read was missing.

That's a trip man..

Word my friend, word.

i done before kinda harsh to the throat (no homo)

If i could i would pass it through the computer|Sir_Toke_Alot|

True Dat bro u got a gamertag

i've done that i rolled 7 g's in one..can you say cheech and chong bible joint ftw?!

i do it all the time. the paper is the thinest u can find. so when u have no choice.....!!!

this highdea made me really question what is happening to humanity. i dont want to be a hater and i am against down voting but whoa i just couldnt think of a more blasphemous thing to do

Seems like a good step for people to be moving away from religion and its control over our societies. Now that we have science we are finding out the truth about religion. Not saying there isn't an spiritual elements out there but I still think all Organized religions are a joke that just exist to control people. Also, religion was just the science for people back then. It was how the explained the world but they didn't have science so they came out with crazy shit.

The word of God is precious, I understand that, but that is certainly NOT the most blasphemous thing I can think of. And if it is for you, maybe you should move outta Utah. ;) lol.

word to the motherfuckers out there smokin outta the so called "holy book"!!! never done anything for me and all i can say is ima do something for it thats actually resourceful and useful: ROLLING PAPERS!!! i lit one up in front of those ppl that pass out the testaments in front of my high school and they were expressionless...freaks

i think most of us have been there at some point. haha it sucks but you gotta do what you gotta do

Well my two friends suggested we do this once and I was kind of against it because even though I think all religion is total bullshit, I felt like it was disrespectful. But then one day we had no rolling paper and I'm digging through my car trying to find something to make a bowl out of and all I had was that bible some weirdo handed me one day. So I found a story about freedom, and rolled up. :) Didn't work as well as I thought it would, it became a taco-joint.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE... ITS THE BOOOK OF GOD UR ALL GOIN TO HELL LIKE ON SOME REALL SHIT... HAVE FUN :)

:D will do

every now & then i take a hit to lift my history;
inspire my art & spark my creativity *

does the book of Mormon count? ive smoked the fuck out of that.

LOL,me too man, me too. Though I find most religion to be ignorant and non sensical I still feel weird smoking out of a Bible, Torah, Koran, Buddhism book, etc but I had no issue smoking out of the Mormon book. It would be hella dope to smoke out of a Scientology book!

thats wat i lit up in front of those jahoevas witnesses( how ever u spell thatXD)

C u thereXD

Hope it is a divine joint. ;)

Called a holy joint, btw.

for its name it doesnt exactly hold up does it? does stay in place like a zig zag now does it?

Been there done that, the paper is good to roll joints I agree but at the same time I dont need I jus hop in my truck take a quick 2 min drive down the street grab rello for 35 cents n im straight no need to smoke the bible I mean really is it that necessary?

35 cents!!! that shit cost $1.25 here

you'd smoke ink? and yeah it might buuurn haha