Smokin' on the job
I work at a movie theater, smoke regularly while I'm at work, and have for the past 3 years.
I figure I spend about half an hour each day out of the 4 days a week I'm at work getting stoned, and get paid 7 dollars an hour. So if my math is correct...
4 (days I work a week) x 52 (weeks in a year) = 208 (days I work a year)
208 x 3 = 624 (days I've worked in the past 3 years)
624 x $3.50 (amount of money I make in a half hour while I'm smoking weed) = $2814
I've gotten paid almost 3 grand in the three year to smoke pot.
Now please excuse me while I start this movie and smoke a blunt. :)
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damn im jealous i never go into work not high but i cant smoke while im there
OMG I thought I was the only person who did this. I work at a kiosk and usually work alone, this gets very boring and can drag on.. One day I decided to hit a little pit from my pipe before catching my bus, and spent 5 hours hanging out by myself doing some intense people watching and enjoying myself. Now I do it alll the time.
wow. I wish I smoked when I worked at the theater. Bitchy customers sucked.
Think if you smoked a $10 sack everytimethats over six grand in pot you smoked while you worked.
thats what smoking blunts will do to you, its a tough lifestyle
but its prob not just him hes got smokin buddies so he doesnt pay it all
I love working at a movie theater dude!!! I have the same story. except i work at a sorta shitty one and all i do is sit and eat skittles all day.
congradulations i gave you number 100
I work at mcdz i smoke n get sucked up by this white girl n sumtimes fuckin when we work on mondays tuesdays n saturdays. everytime we close the store. its about 30 mins of blowin n suckin then blowin again.we started this routine a 2 yrs ago bt ne who thats 4.15 every time thats 12.45 every week 49.80 a month 597.60 a yr and 1195.20 total to get fuck and smoke weed.
Ahhhh hahaha damn
keep up the good work
Actually, you get paid to smoke pot AND watch movies. Legit.