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Put beer bottle openers on EVERYTHING

Open a store that sells various kitchen furnishings/utensils/accessories with bottle openers cleverly added to each one - like a Williams-Sonoma for alcoholics. I'm not just talking about utensils, but more obscure products such as colanders and egg beaters. Once the idea catches gains in popularity, maybe expand to gardening tools (hand trowels, rakes, etc.). Don't steal this, I think it's actually legit.

Submitted by: fosuco 50 weeks 19 min ago – Made popular 49 weeks 6 days ago
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or just improvise, or buy twist-off bottles.

asdf98sdaf98ds 49 weeks 6 days 21 hours 48 min ago

My rebuttal, in numbered list format:

1. Most good beer doesn't come in twist off bottles.
2. It wouldn't cost anything more to create a product with an integrated bottle opener.
3. It would save your countertop from douches trying to open beer bottles by slamming them on the edge.
4. It's manly and badass. I know I'd feel better about purchasing a cheese grater if it would also open my Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

fosuco 49 weeks 6 days 21 hours 40 min ago

You can only have so many bottle openers and the true alcholics like cans becuase they are cheap and do not break when you drop them.

Skyhouse 31 weeks 5 days 6 min 37 sec ago

Bottle opener on a chainsaw

also a microwave

and a grill with one

McMantis 5 weeks 3 days 23 hours 25 min ago

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