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Procrastination

Is like masturbation, it starts off good but them u realized u just fucked urself.

Submitted by: ast03 8 weeks 1 day ago – Made popular 6 weeks 4 days ago
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ahhahaha, i laughed so hard

mooskabud 6 weeks 4 days 21 hours 24 min ago

this shit funny

killakay 6 weeks 4 days 20 hours 44 min ago

Rofl

justin 6 weeks 4 days 20 hours 34 min ago

read the related posts before you post an idea, there's already 2 of the same thing ;)

Stonedguy 6 weeks 4 days 19 hours 40 min ago

lmaoo nice

Anonymous 6 weeks 4 days 16 hours 58 min ago

I should be writing a paper right now, but i'm on here...

dearprudence 6 weeks 4 days 14 hours 33 min ago

noicee!

lemondeisel 6 weeks 4 days 14 hours 2 min ago

Haha I've had that conversation before. We call that "Promasturbation" which also can mean thinking deeply while JACKIN DAT THANG AWFFF.

muffiejizzy 6 weeks 4 days 11 hours 38 min ago

thats some funny shit

tokinarcangel 6 weeks 4 days 10 hours 27 min ago

So true

Remix. 6 weeks 4 days 1 hour 36 min ago

lol.

aaronforhemp 6 weeks 3 days 16 hours 45 min ago

Procrasterbation: The act of procrastinating a pressing issue by masturbating isntead.

Captain_J-Rad 6 weeks 2 days 22 hours 16 min ago

oh dude u have no idea im procrastinating rite now for a project due on monday that i havent even started i laughed so hard. fuck it and F isnt going to ruin my life

SilentLighter 6 weeks 21 hours 30 min 8 sec ago

1. procrasturbation

procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

I love Urban Dictionary ^^

Kieron 6 weeks 10 hours 47 min 40 sec ago

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