You know you watch too much porn when you recognize the porn stars....
Or when you have to skip to page 564 to find a video you haven't seen
ROFL! DUDE!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
or you categorize or pick your porn by director names
it really just makes finding porn much easier. lol
Or you actually ha e an account on that site.
Or you have all sorts of creams and toilet paper next to your bed.
There's this kid at my school who's like an admitted porn enthusiast, I'm told he managed to fill an entire 500G hard drive with porn. I wasn't aware that much porn existed. That's a huge chunk of the internet man! I also have to give him some respect for just putting that whole porn enthusiast thing out there, takes some balls, like three balls to do that. No wonder he beats off so much!
trying to add porn stars on Facebook..i recognize them why don't they know me?
thats how you find out if you have favorites for not lol
That literally just happened to me...
or you expect a blow job when your in the hospital
lela star ?
dude ive used her a few times haha
Only the one i fucked
Or when your girl tells you her sisters a pornstar and tells you her porn name,and you have to pretend like you never heard of her before. Thats when i knew.
HAHAHAHAHAHA whaaaat?! Your girlfirend's sister is a pornstar?? I gotta ask... who is she?
cheers for your girl having similar DNA to her. Thats awesome.
lisa ann, ann marie, courtney cummz, lela star, alexis texas, alektra blue. my favorites <3
Sasha Grey was on 'Entourage'. I had no idea who she was but my friend definitely recognized her
was it a sex scene?
Or when you work in a porno shop =P i can recite a list of all kinds of porn stars... even the dudes =[
you can never watch too much porn
all i can say is lexington steele and sophia dee should do a porno :)
haha man i can say like 13 porn stars on the spot its just stupid. masturbate while ur high btw its fuckin CRAZY.
I wanna fuckin cookie yo .
Thanks for reminding me go watch porn! We've basically fucked.
All of these comments a fucking funny