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Oh hey dad...

okay so way back when I first started blazing i used to have fun seeing how far i could run to in my house and back to my room with a giant hit held in. I was getting pretty good (and pretty baked) so i decided to see if I could make it through my parents huge walk in closet. I'm jogging through when i round the corner, and theres my dad. I am so surprised that I blow my entire hit onto his face. It was a big hit, took about 7 seconds to get it all out. We stared at each other blankly, and I just turned and left without a word.

Submitted by: asswrangler 11 weeks 5 days ago – Made popular 11 weeks 5 days ago
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This story is effin brilliant.
You gave this huge climax in the story, and then a sentence later you ended it.

Does your dad smoke?
Are you in troubled?
Will I find out next time???

i geeked

that is hilarious hahaha

that is awesome

hilarious

10/10

yup thats my style
I give you the best climax of your life and then i leave
but no I didn't get in trouble my dad smokes a little..

thank you for that. that was funny as hell.

thats mad funny, but thats like the stupidest thing i've ever heard of anyone doing.

hahahaha... good shit man

Hahaha! I could totally see that in my head. You gave me the funniest mental image EVER!

Haha. Yeah! i was picturing a prancing midget! not sure why though.

no kidding! ahahahahaha it was like a movie runing in my head as i was reading this story. it was hilarious!!

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

you should write a novel. this was fucking great maann!

this happened to me like two days ago i just pretended that i have to cough real bad in my shirt lol.

badass game
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Cause lovin's what I got

thats good stuff man

ahhaha woww so funny

Damn dude, i cant even imagine what you felt like. Good luck with everything bro

Bahahaha that was AWESOME.