they're so tiny and shit

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Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:04am


Wed, 03/30/2011 - 11:44am
HighGuy11 Says:
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 1:25am
xoxoriana Says:
Mon, 04/04/2011 - 1:29am

Holly balls I want one!!!It's like the direct tv commercial giraffe!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 1:18am
PU60 Says:
Sat, 05/07/2011 - 4:22am

Dude that has to be fake
the about says the gestation period is 420 days
and that they live off of distilled water and bonsai trees

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 10:22pm
Skye_High Says:

agree!! it is fake... well at least it's not live, because I closed the window and reopened it, everytime i reopened it, it replayed the same vid of that giraffe poking his head up then laid back down...

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 7:05pm

I agree this has to be fake. If you push "I want a baby giraffe" or whatever it says on the calves page it'll tell you your like the 1 millionth something person on the waiting list. I soooo wish this was real though

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:58pm

i'm on the waiting list, so lets hope it's true.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:37am
-ski_high- Says:

haha im on that shit too!! wanna race our tiny giraffes when we get them?? haha how great would that be?! smoke a bowl an watch tiny giant creatures run!!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:03pm
Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:14pm

haha I saw the writing and immediately thought of that commercial. Turns out it's made by them! lol

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:23pm

At first I thought that shit was real hahaha

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:33pm
Benga Says:
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:04am
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:05am
LizBiz Says:
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:11am
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:13am
DancinRick Says:

You know you're high when you actually thought it was real at first. lol. 420 days of gestation.

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:23am

they got me until i read the gestation period haha

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:13am

hahaha, on the about page ( ) it says the gestation period is 420 days :)

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:18am
Normal Says:

thats awesomeeee. haha my cat could prolly be the lioness in this situation, <-- plz upvote to get it out there, only 2 more days!!!

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:32am
bbonbonxx3 Says:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's fake :c
I know I was as upset as you are when I found out

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 1:04am
bommy Says:
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 1:32am
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 2:42am
cisco_kid Says:

Lmao this site is fuckin hilarious!

"They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears."

"Health problems: none. They are the best."

"Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg"

"Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need."

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:06am
AdamTuned Says:

i was so disaapointed this wasn't real :(
but just imagine... it has potential to happen :)

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:40pm

haha i had the same highdea, you made yours first though so props to you

Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:09pm
mediaprizm Says:

Its wonderful and awesome.TV Commercial Production Company