Medical Marijuana

I was looking at the list of diseases/illnesses you can have that make it possible to receive a medical prescription to marijuana a few days ago. I have asthma, so I automatically assumed I was fucked. Turns out, however, asthma is on the list. So I went to the doctor. I received my card two hours ago. My first tin should arrive in two days with 300 tightly rolled joints filled with bud from Afghanistan and California. I'm ripped and probably the happiest person in the world.

Submitted by: SoberKoalaBear 19 weeks 23 hours ago – Made popular 19 weeks 18 hours ago
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dude wtf how much did that cost? im so jeal!

jessica 19 weeks 23 hours 28 min 55 sec ago

yeaaaaaaaa right!

Canas 19 weeks 23 hours 28 min 2 sec ago

I'm really happy for you, and a little jealous. Stupid Illinois. Maybe someday...

hotpocket 19 weeks 23 hours 21 min 17 sec ago

I live in Illinois too. where you from?

LipsofDeceit 19 weeks 18 hours 22 min 56 sec ago

Joliet

hotpocket 19 weeks 18 hours 3 min 23 sec ago

fuck you. lol wish i had asthma..

pongcito26 19 weeks 22 hours 49 min 33 sec ago

nice but they dont mail your pot to you?!?!? you have to go to weed subsidiary.......... XD and they definitely dont roll them for you!

chose_the_path 19 weeks 18 hours 34 min 22 sec ago

My sister's landlord has a brother that grows medical marijuana. He hooks me and her up with some every few weeks.... OMG that shit is delicious hahaha.

hobbes207 19 weeks 18 hours 4 min 53 sec ago

Way to support terrorism.

scottiemcscott 19 weeks 17 hours 56 min 6 sec ago

Where is this list of diseases/illnesses? I'd like to see if I qualify for some of that med stuff. I mean I got scoliosis, thats probably on there right?

dicepants 19 weeks 17 hours 13 min 15 sec ago

There are over 5000 weed dispensaries in California alone. Change is coming.

ThisIsntNam 19 weeks 16 hours 48 min 44 sec ago

There are only FOUR people in the country that get medical marijuana shipped to them in tins by the government. The weed is reportedly very dry and not very strong. You certainly won't get it by having asthma.

In some MMJ states, most prominently in California, you can pay a "doctor" (they're a licensed doctor and everything, but they're really just MMJ card sellers) a ~$200 fee, they'll "examine" you and send you on your way with your prescription. But even then, you're not going to get it shipped to you in pre-rolled tins.

nonsumpisces 19 weeks 16 hours 10 min 49 sec ago

Haha I am pretty sure that I saw the same documentary on HBO.

scottiemcscott 18 weeks 6 days 21 hours 7 min ago

i always thought that too, i have asthma so i thought MMJ wouldnt matter to me but i saw it on the list too and now i just have to wait like a fucking decade til its legal in NJ

Tecc 19 weeks 8 hours 8 min 20 sec ago

Apparently since it's considered a "depressant" like alcohol, it helps lower pressure on your body. since asthma is inflamation of the aveoli and esophagus the THC in marijuana releases the pressure build helping you breathe easier. And there are three different ways to receive medical supplied bud. Pill bottle with ten rolled joints. A tin containing a month supply of rolled joints. Or a tin containing unrolled bud I think it's a pound, but I could be wrong. It depends on the scale of your disease or illness.

SoberKoalaBear 18 weeks 5 days 23 hours 12 min ago

Lucky fuck.
:D

Harmon 18 weeks 5 days 14 hours 41 min ago

lucky buttfuck. how old do you have to be for that?

stonered 18 weeks 5 days 1 hour 50 min ago

weed fixes asthma??

Anonymous 18 weeks 4 days 4 hours 12 min ago

the best ideas (while you're high)