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Lifetime stats

I wish there was someone keeping stats on everything I've done in life for instance the total weight of green smoked, or the heaviest dump I've ever taken, or how many times I've sneezed. These stats could be online and you'd see where you stack up. Personally I think I sneeze more than anyone in the country.

Submitted by: Thepetermeyer. 19 weeks 5 days ago – Made popular 19 weeks 5 days ago
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holy shit dude i think about that all the time. like the total time you've spent waiting in line. or the total distance you've walked in your life. yeaaaahh

Holy. Fuck.

You are the holy grail of good ideas- for the moment. If I could make statistics about everything in my life, number of words typed, said, heard, steps taken, food chewed, boobs seen... Man.. Blunts smoked...

I would totally go for max boobs seen and blunts smoked.

nice good idea. I actually think I've masturbated more than anybody my age...

right! i've always fuckin wondered that

when you're like damn that was the longest piss i ever took
but seriously i wanna see if it was the longest piss i ever took

That would be so fucking cool!!!

How many bowls ive smoked!!! or beers ive drank!

great post buddy..we should hang out sometime....no homo..;)

Now Mr. Feeny is lighting up!? My life is complete. I love you man...no homo... ;)

fuckin right! what if you could unlock achievements and shit too? "lost the v card" "outran the cops"

some sort of god like creature or deep space swamp monster overlord are keeping a tally on what you've done

maybe even a one headed dragon

do you play wow?
I would have sooo many achievements. :3
I always wanted to know how many hits of acid I've taken.

1..2...3....4....53....142....420...........umm... jellybean?

dude amazing idea man that just sent me into a ten minunete video in my mind of what i would keep track of!

The Jade Emperor of Japanese mythology does exactly this.

up it mane its awesome and u kno it.

How much time you spend on highdeas...

u should check into that sneezing thing it could become a problem

look up the video of the girl who cant stop sneezing...you'll be happy you're not her