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Just because Im a stoner

Every time i see a cop i get scared for sec. Even when im sober doing nothing wrong

Submitted by: chaleebo 5 weeks 6 days ago – Made popular 5 weeks 6 days ago
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dude me TOO! i start freakin out and then i feel really bad inside ahah, its wierd as fuck, and when they leave im like, FUCK that was scary!

i know man, since my first confrontation I always feel guilty around cops even when I'm legit

amen my brother
and I thought cops were supposed to make the public feel safe...

Fuck Da police!!

I hate them bitches! they took ALL my weed!

its true though... i deff feel like they are looking at me always hahaha

I'm constantly on the lookout for them... every time I drive.

Cops have a knack for getting in the way of a lot of things.

420{T~H~C}420 haha i get that too..also wen im driving at night i think evry car behind me is a cop,then when it passes me it was a big ass trailor

yea man one time me and a friend were hot boxing on the highway in the middle of the night and thought a cop was coming up on us and it was difficult to stay ahead of him due to my tendency to drive 15 mph below the speed limit. as it turned out it was a geo metro with rolled up blue and red towels on the cargo rack. fml

"you got the weed,
i got the pipe,
we can get high together
all night"

fuck cops...period

damn.
that gets me everytime!

City of Chicago cops are usually cool cause they have alot of real work to do. Bored cops = pain in good citizen's asses. I thought Aurora had real crime and thus city cops until I got harassed about nothing the other day. Sadpanda.

Anyway, trust me, you don't want the summer of Sam back.

Face face.... he's the most Face.

Yeah man. I live in the tri-city area next to Aurora, where there's like no crime. The cops here piss me off, all the time.

I was driving to work stoooned yesterday.swear there was an undercover cop behind me so I start driving as perfectly as possible... I get to a stoplight and its an old lady.

ya i get that fast heartbeat goin all the time but i try to remain chill. :3

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

yeah man. i created a game to play while cruisin n burnin. its called spot the cop. whoever sees the cop first gets a point :) if you know where they are, they cant getcha.
every time i see a cop, even though if i know im not ridin dirty i still like check the rearviews like crazy. haha pigs are terrible.

patrol officers shouldn't exist
only on call ones

I feel like I only see cops when Im high it sucks cause I panic

you have nothing to fear but fear itself. gay

everytime i see a cop when im driving im always like "oh shit!" but then i realize im not gonna get pulled over cuz im not doing anything wrong. haha

seee im such a stoner that i dont get scared of cops..i just wave and smile.... they cant do shit so we be scared..ive triped balls and talked to cops and they didnt know...3gs of shrooms are nothing when a cop is involved lol..he never knew hah dumbass

hahahhahaahah if u got ur med license who gives a fuck i say everyone should get one its basically a big fuck you to the cops. GO NUTS FOR DONUTS u fucking pigs

HELL YEAH fuck the police, they made me paranoid

My heart always skips a beat when I hear a siren or see a squad car.
The sad thing is that this has been occuring since i was twelve, and I'm almost always guilty of something.

i think even after it becomes legal i'll still get paranoid when i see a cop.