But I'll still put pro-weed statuses ;)

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Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:55am


Wed, 10/12/2011 - 9:57pm

cool story bro
you should tell it at parties

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:08pm

He does tell it at parties. It's the first thing he says to a girl when he first meets them. That usually causes them to say they are going to the bathroom but really flea the scene. Then he acts like he's on the phone to act cool, but he's really talking to himself.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:45am
yoyo Says:
Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:08am

im ussually there when he tells it at parties. it tends to go like a plate of tortilla chips. its stale, dry, and tasteless. after i see it. i ussually jump in a pool with nothing but my slippers.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:16am
yoinkie Says:

forget parties, If I had a cool story like that to tell, id stop random people on the street and tell them. Id shout it from the roof tops. Id probably get one of those sky writers to write in the sky too. And waffles. What about waffles? I dont know, I thought we were talking about waffles.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:28pm

well i doubt you have family on here, so you really dont have to put ANY statuses up. Problem solved :)

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:59am
WPS Says:

It's a she. Sorry, had to creep for a second when I saw blonde hair. Guys wouldn't mention anything like that as a name for something...

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:19am
Troll Says:

same. they put stuff like "DISLIKE!" in the comments and shit. i just respond with "thats why you should toke up n loosen up."

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:47am
jb134906 Says:

Wow, that's definitely a cool story. Tell it again?

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:19am
Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:29am
HighGuy11 Says:

wow you must be such a badass ........

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:36am

HOLY SHIT no way bro. Can any of you fathom what this young rebel has done, in even the slightest way? Congratulations, you won 100 free marijuanas! Pick up your prize at your local police station or any of them across the world!

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 6:31am

awesome i got friends that got raped but i still post pro-rape statuses ;)

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 6:42am
vJDubbsv Says:
Fri, 10/14/2011 - 7:10pm

who said i was joking? jk im jokin bro my bad if it offended you.

Sat, 10/15/2011 - 7:36pm

rape is only ok if the person you are about to rape gives you permission

Sat, 10/15/2011 - 7:34am


Sat, 10/15/2011 - 7:34pm

u know people dont like you when your family doesnt accept your friend requests

Wed, 12/14/2011 - 12:06am