I shall hire an assistant. Their sole duty will be to arrive at my house at 6 am every morning and put a load of towels in my drawer for an hour, so that when I wake up and hafta start getting ready around 7 am, I'll be able to go to the dryer, get the freshly heated towels, dump them on my bed, and just lay in them for a bit. I fuckin' love layin in warm laundry on those chilly mornings.