So I am adapting the idea from someone's apartment that I saw do this with a beer bottle.

In my apartment/condo/house (eventually), I am going to have one of those red boxes that have "Break in Case of Emergency" on it, and inside of it is going to be a perfectly wrapped fat blunt in the middle floating in the air just waiting to be used.... In case of an Emergency.

Also, to make sure that it remains fresh, I will need to replace it every month, giving me another reason to smoke