I came home one night and my mom said if i didnt pass the drug test in her hand i lost my car. I passed. Thank God for Clorox Bleach!

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Sat, 01/02/2010 - 3:11am


Fri, 01/01/2010 - 3:08am
wollongong Says:
Fri, 01/01/2010 - 7:51am
jehree Says:
Fri, 01/01/2010 - 6:22pm
Rorkster2 Says:

Clorox Bleach+ piss= pass a drug test

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 2:24am

wtf that didnt work for me? im fuckin jinxed

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 2:51am
potential Says:
Sat, 01/02/2010 - 4:06am
G1Zombie Says:

Oh haha. The first time i read that, I thought your mom wanted you to pee in her hand LMFAO!

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 7:06pm
Sat, 01/02/2010 - 8:05am
godson Says:

do you drink the bleach?
haha na that cant be th way

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 8:41am
Fanzirelli Says:

He's not lying. My friend had smoked some pretty dank weed with me for a smokefest of a weekend and on Monday got selected for a random drug test. He ended up puking the detox out and had 30 min left before he had to pee, so he grabbed some clorox, dipped a q-tip in it and swabbed the inside of his pee-hole with it. He said it was super painful, but he passed. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 9:54am
ohioWTF Says:

How do you do it?
Drink it or put it in the piss cup?

And if you drink it, how long does it take to kick in?

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 10:01am
StrayAura Says:

dude.. seriously. lets get rid of that myth.. drinking clorox will NOT help you in anyway to piss clean. Nor will the 'cleaners' they sell at the head shops actually clean you out.. stop drinkin clorox.. IDIOT.. besides your just damaging your internal organs.. seriously.. who the fuck comes up with the brilliant idea of drinking bleach?? oh yeah, i'll have two eggs sunny side up, oh and a cup of bleach to down it all.. Please if you are trying to clean yourself out, drink lots of water, and get to sweating.. or at the very least LEARN how the THC binds to your fat cells and how to rid yourself of it... bunch of amateurs...

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:54pm
tjathf Says:
Sat, 01/02/2010 - 10:03am

Don't drink bleach, kids.
You're supposed to put one drop of bleach in the piss cup, and it'll help you pass. I've never tried it or heard of it working for anyone till now lol



Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:26pm
Rorkster2 Says:

You put 1 tablespoon of it and put it in the piss cup

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 4:50pm

god, that was funny as hell reading the comments. Who the hell would ever think drinking BLEACH would be a good idea.

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 5:08pm

ok for every body that asks if u drink ITS BLEACH!!! it will kill u or damage ur internal organs

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 6:34pm
cheech420 Says:
Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:38am
BIGmanOG Says:
Wed, 01/06/2010 - 7:03pm

LOL clorox..... WOw... Risky shit right there.... I had a drug test about a week ago and I was far from clean.... Drank about 6 glasses of water, passed with flying colors....I'm going to stick with the naturals..

Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:06pm
Dirtnaps Says:

Why would ANYONE drink Bleach? Are you guys fucking stupid? That's one of the ways some people commit suicide. Plus all those cleaners and shit are scams to get YOUR money. THC is fat soluble. Thats why it stays in your system for about a month. Learn some biology kiddies!