I Just Had a Drug Test

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Submitted by Rorkster2 on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 4:18pm

I came home one night and my mom said if i didnt pass the drug test in her hand i lost my car. I passed. Thank God for Clorox Bleach!

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Sat, 01/02/2010 - 3:11am

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Fri, 01/01/2010 - 3:08am

wollongong Says:

win

Fri, 01/01/2010 - 7:51am

jehree Says:

wait wat

Fri, 01/01/2010 - 6:22pm

Rorkster2 Says:

Clorox Bleach+ piss= pass a drug test
-420-

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 2:24am

mcpuffnstuff Says:

wtf that didnt work for me? im fuckin jinxed

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 2:51am

potential Says:

it doesn't work, look it up

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 4:06am

G1Zombie Says:

Oh haha. The first time i read that, I thought your mom wanted you to pee in her hand LMFAO!

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 7:06pm

high420420420 Says:

weed will do that to you.

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 8:05am

godson Says:

wtf?
do you drink the bleach?
haha na that cant be th way

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 8:41am

Fanzirelli Says:

He's not lying. My friend had smoked some pretty dank weed with me for a smokefest of a weekend and on Monday got selected for a random drug test. He ended up puking the detox out and had 30 min left before he had to pee, so he grabbed some clorox, dipped a q-tip in it and swabbed the inside of his pee-hole with it. He said it was super painful, but he passed. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 9:54am

ohioWTF Says:

How do you do it?
Drink it or put it in the piss cup?

And if you drink it, how long does it take to kick in?

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 10:01am

StrayAura Says:

dude.. seriously. lets get rid of that myth.. drinking clorox will NOT help you in anyway to piss clean. Nor will the 'cleaners' they sell at the head shops actually clean you out.. stop drinkin clorox.. IDIOT.. besides your just damaging your internal organs.. seriously.. who the fuck comes up with the brilliant idea of drinking bleach?? oh yeah, i'll have two eggs sunny side up, oh and a cup of bleach to down it all.. Please if you are trying to clean yourself out, drink lots of water, and get to sweating.. or at the very least LEARN how the THC binds to your fat cells and how to rid yourself of it... bunch of amateurs...

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:54pm

tjathf Says:

you're dumb as hell

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 10:03am

MissTessera Says:

Don't drink bleach, kids.
You're supposed to put one drop of bleach in the piss cup, and it'll help you pass. I've never tried it or heard of it working for anyone till now lol

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Sat, 01/02/2010 - 12:26pm

Rorkster2 Says:

You put 1 tablespoon of it and put it in the piss cup
-420-

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 4:50pm

KidwithaGenie Says:

god, that was funny as hell reading the comments. Who the hell would ever think drinking BLEACH would be a good idea.

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 5:08pm

12askalhigh Says:

ok for every body that asks if u drink ITS BLEACH!!! it will kill u or damage ur internal organs

Sat, 01/02/2010 - 6:34pm

cheech420 Says:

haha i did the same thing.

Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:38am

BIGmanOG Says:

haha piss in her hand....

Wed, 01/06/2010 - 7:03pm

KiTTyKhR0NiC Says:

LOL clorox..... WOw... Risky shit right there.... I had a drug test about a week ago and I was far from clean.... Drank about 6 glasses of water, passed with flying colors....I'm going to stick with the naturals..

Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:06pm

Dirtnaps Says:

Why would ANYONE drink Bleach? Are you guys fucking stupid? That's one of the ways some people commit suicide. Plus all those cleaners and shit are scams to get YOUR money. THC is fat soluble. Thats why it stays in your system for about a month. Learn some biology kiddies!

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