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I HAVE JUST CHANGED MY ROOMMATE'S LIFE!!!!

My roommate (who has never smoked) just walk into the room and said "Man it's only 7:00. I'm so fucking board. There's nothing to do." I replied "Dude take a few hits of this weed (some fucking train wreck) and go back to doing whatever it was you were just doing and if it isn't amazing I will let you fucking have my 360 Elite." HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT!!!! (EXCUSE ME FOR I AM IN SHOCK) HE IS FUCKING STUPID RIGHT NOW. HE CAN'T SAY SHIT RIGHT, CAN'T FULLY REMEMBER SHIT AND HE'S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AT NOTHING!!!! HE'S GONNA BE THANKING ME FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!! EPIC SUCCESS!!!!!

Submitted by: darklink950 17 weeks 1 day ago – Made popular 16 weeks 1 day ago
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YES! I love getting new people to smoke! I wish I could high five you right now.

*high fives screen*

HELLS YEAH!!!
*HIGH FIVES SCREEN AS WELL*

i owe the kid that took my stoner virginity my life. lmao

First person I ever smoked with was Larry Birds son Conner Bird...not even joking, and I owe him!

That had to be an epic night.

this world is lucky to have people like you haha

the first time i was inducted into smoking was the best day of my life and i had fucking regs just had some fucking train wreck yesterday got so fucked up love tht shit

Awesome dude, I love trainwreck.

I missed you HighDEA's when i was away for thanksgiving...i fucking missed you ;_;

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

fuck yeah dude! kudos on taking his weed virginity.
youve just planted the seed...soon it shall blossom into a beautiful stoner.
:]

"Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen." -Bob Marley

That was a really moving metaphor.

cmonIetsdance (8:28:15 PM): god, I wish i could take that sunchip from the screen

cmonIetsdance (8:28:23 PM): I ate all the rest

nice

Did the exactly same thing a last saturday. went down to new orleans and got my friend uber baked. hot boxed the car just to make sure. Lol. He says it was alright but doesn't see anything criminal in it. So if nothing else, I got him on the Legalize NOW! bandwagon.

that's the best feeling ever... my friend kept looking at me and i know he was trying to say "what the fuck did this weed do to me" but he just burst out laughing every time

nice. i love those grooves you go into where you just laugh for no reason haha
blaze on :-)~

I did this to one of my asian friends, he thought the room was collapsing (because of surround sound video games) and that it was hilarious we were about to die.

He loves it.

I've introduced three people to mary jane. All of them loved it.

One, Ed, is now a cyclical smoker (heavy periods, dry periods), and grows some mad weed.

The second, Ken, was a regular smoker when last I saw him, but he owes me a fair bit of money so I don't see him much.

The third is my ex girlfriend. She is already a hilarious, easygoing person, but she mellowed right the hell out and wants me to share again next time I see her.

On my list of stoner achievements I'm 60% completed "Get 'Em All Stoned - Give 5 people their first taste of the bud!"

train wreck isn't reg weed, it's hydrrroooooo...ha

Everyone and their dog has different names for weed.

Honestly, most of it's just bullshit, posturing, and dealers trying to get more buck for your bang.

Good weed is strong weed, don't give a fuck what you call it.