I am a stoner. I am a girl stoner. I am a pretty girl stoner. If I was a guy, I would ONLY date a girl who knows how to light her own bowl and rips that shit till she gets chest pains just like I do. I fucking love myself. If every self conscious girl out there would STFU and smoke a blunt, the world would be simple and full of happy people.

This all came to me when I said "I'm high."

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Comments

 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:41pm

i...i think i love you...come to butthead...

 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:46pm
TokinGirl Says:

fate will have us smoking a bowl together in no time. lmao

 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 10:16pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:14am
Bruce_Lee Says:

And by who's standards are you pretty, and how does it pertain to this "highdea"

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 4:35pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:50pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:52pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:15am

Hey Im a gurl and smoke a lot wer a rare breed... STFU this shit is getting old... Bitches be crazy

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 5:41pm
zen.den. Says:
 
 
Fri, 08/24/2012 - 1:52am

Gurl that is one epic name: "PotSpot2012"? Awesome XD

 
 
Fri, 08/24/2012 - 7:08am

Yo imma guy... Hahaha just part of the comment, it's all goof tho

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:36am
EvilMonkey Says:

oh geez, another "pretty stoner girl, so upvote this" highdea. I think you could of made your highdea "all girls should know how to hit a bowl, and understand it's beauty". You could of done without the part where you added that you were a girl, because your username already implies that. And, as far as looks go, it's irrelevant.

edit: just realized this was from last year, when people thought it was a good idea to get upvotes by saying they were a stoner girl.

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:56pm
Kniphofia Says:
 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:50pm

seriously. chill stoner girl. haha and i know what you mean about lighting your own bowl. all the girls i know need me to light it for them

 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:52pm
camobaby Says:
 
 
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 8:05am
 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:54pm
colecoal Says:

No upvote because you are just trying for upvotes by saying "I am a stoner girl, and I smoke like mad". Sorry

 
 
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 9:39pm

Stoner girls and stoner guys.. same shit different body part. I really despise when smoking gets to a someones ego. Especially girls because they think its so rare, but its really not..

 
 
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:50pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:38pm
aikhigh Says:

I don't totally agree with the ego stuff. I think being high just make you feel a little bit better about who you are and the way you live. Ok, that "I'm so pretty, blah, blah..." wasn't necessary, but I think you could get my point about feeling better about yourself.

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:44pm

Yea I agree with that, like feeling better about themselves. But I still think it can get to a persons ego. I mean its even happened to me before or else I wouldn't be able to notice it. If it hadn't gotten to her ego than she wouldn't posted something like that. I mean when u recognize feeling better about yourself its totally not ego, but when u announce it like That than its different.

 
 
Sat, 08/25/2012 - 12:29pm
ganja.babe Says:

seriously! stoner girls are everywhere! you just have to be looking in the right places to find them.

 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:58pm
demonoid Says:
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:15am
Bruce_Lee Says:

Might want to get that lump checked out.

 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 10:01pm
 
 
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 10:03pm
stankyhead Says:
 
 
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:37am

I loveeeeee when girls actually realize when their awesome instead of complaining all the damn time.
toke on (:

 
 
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 1:19am
swisher83 Says:

it really annoys me how stoner girls always say there stoner girls just for upvotes. props to the stoner girls that dont brag about it

 
 
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:26am

if a guy smokes and says that girls who smoke are unattractive because of that, like that is so hypocritical. just had to say that this post reminded me of that!

 
 
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 10:55pm
spyr0 Says:

Stoner girls and girls who longboard, I am both and I'm not ashamed. :]

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 4:12am
Swany Says:

late night longboard rides super stoned are the shiitt:)

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:39am
EvilMonkey Says:

That's good, because you shouldn't be ashamed, but at the same time, you shouldn't go bragging about it on a highea. So props for not being one of those girls, and I LOVE spyro!

 
 
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 8:11pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:24am

But ricky...if you had a sea otter...would It be gay?...

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:39am

get your dick out of my coffee grounds homeboy OFCOURSE IT WOULD BE HOMO

 
 
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 9:57pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 2:14am
bendystraw Says:
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 2:35am
Baked_Lays Says:

I take mad bong rips on acid! I guess that makes me super uber kewl man dude bro! Man we would be the kewlest friends evar amiright??

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:48pm

Ill smoke a bowl to that! Girl stoners are awesome.

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 5:22pm

What if this is really a dude. Haha what a creep

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:09pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 5:59pm
jennaa. Says:

this is annoying. no offence but what does bud have to do with being pretty or being self conscious. i have to say im still pretty self conscious even when im high. its good that your happy with your looks but this is just another dumb "ima super hot stoner girl upvottee" highdea. it makes girls sound dumb. im sure you're very nice tho. :)

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 6:04pm

I don't really hate that much shit but I really fucking hate these 'stoner girl's post..

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 6:13pm

Man, who would have ever thought hawt stoner gurllz were putting that herb to such a truly imaginative, intelligent highDea!

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 6:54pm

I so bet your getting flooded with Friends Request's from guys now....

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:12pm
 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:30pm
Purps678 Says:

Makes perfect sense, why would a guy want to get with any other type of girl but that?

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:44pm

this is so true...i feel the same...alot of my guy friends are really impressed by my smoking knowledge...which is weird cause its not like we dont grow, smoke , and roll at the same...or pass 8 pieces around 3 people...helllllll we do that...!

 
 
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:49pm

Wow..you must be like totes popular and kewl! Like oh em gee, too cool.