Has Anyone Ever Smoked With A Deer?
okay so me and my two friends were smoking two blunts of some Afgan Kush in the forrest and half way through the first blunt i noticed that a deer had walked right next to my friend. My friend then of course decides to blow smoke at the deer and the deer licked the smoke as if it was water. The deer was just here chillin with us for 5-7 mins smoking with us... WHATTA TWEAK!
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OMG I suggested that to my friends but they dismissed my idea because I was stoned!
bull shit
not as bullshit as you would think.
at my old house, there are deer walking through peoples yards, i even hand fed one for like 10 minutes. if the deer are "domesticated" they will come a close distance to you, some times even rub up on you :)
NIKKUHH you shoulda ran after him and been like
"I WANNA BE YO FRIEND"
and then he would talk
and fucking unicorns
would give god sex
sperm cummmms outta the horn,
incase you wanted to know.
female unicorns are horses
and the males sex em at night.
stay high o.o
wtf? This is the most random reply I have ever read! lol.
wow. lol wow. you are trippn balls
what?
damnn prettyprincess
you sure you dont got any crack mixed into your stash??
hahaha im just fuckin..
damnn prettyprincess
you sure you dont got any crack mixed into your stash??
hahaha im just fuckin
what...the...fuck?!?!
this is by far the dumbest fuckin shit i have ever read...fuck you
my buddies and i use to get high with this duck that would sit on our back pourch......we would toss nuggs out to him and he would gobble them up....then chill outside while we smoked and blew hits twords him...then feed him a bunch of food and he would come back every day to get stoned with us...then one day he brought all of his duck friends and we got pissed because the mother fucker never bought any and he thinks he can bring a posse....
ever bbq a duck? its great when your stoned...
That sounds like a blast. i would have put a saddle on it and went for a ride and see where it had taken me haha
"FACT" deers are the most responsible for human deths in the forest!!!!
why???
because there so used to getting hunted they buit up an amuntity to attack hunters who go to the wood to hunt for them so you would have a better chance of getting attack by "BAMBIE" then a black bear.
your realy lucky..........
dude, i'd kick a deer's ass......... no question about it.
Pot brings everything together.
dood, ture fucking that. I used to feed chipmunks super baked, they would crawl right on your pant leg or sit right on your lap. Then i'd blow my hits in their face. They basked in it like it was heaven. Nothing beats smokin up animals.
dude my friend told me a story about when he was home and he went into some woods down the street from his house where he smokes, and he pulls out his shit and lights it up and starts hearing strange sounds and is a little curious but keeps goin and then all of a sudden hears a twig snap behind him and jumps with surprise and sets his eyebrow on fire with his lighter as a result and turns around real fast to see A FUCKING DEER STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM, just creepin around
i gave some weed to my dog, what was left from a vape, and we bonded like never before, it was amazing, my little yorkie and i, we spent the whole night playing and whatnot. it was amazing!
that happened to me too last night!! like at first it was two just creepin, then like five came and i yelled at them and asked if they wanted a hit and they just chilled.
i think all the animals toke up.
i love gettin high with animals
i did the same thing to a horse yesterday man, word of advice, they are troopers man, 4 blunts between 3 guys and the horse was just gettin buzzed
FSMThat happened to mee last night too sisk.. oh wait, i was with you when it happened lol
we should go back and make those deer smoke with us soon. or my cat, i love when he is high
hahaha most definitely.
i once blew a huge snow white colored cloud of smoke at a spider. i spent the next hour screaming in laughter at this poor creature as it tweaked and turned and spun around in little circles.
hotboxing in a car with my friends. in a small neighborhood next to the freeway. motherfucking deer pops out like 15 feet in front and stares at us. crazy shit.
i got a frog high haha..not quite the same as a deer i guess..
those fuckers chirp like birds though, its weird dude
I was smoking saturday night with a couple friends and I brought out our pet python trojan. I was kind of nervous to blow it in his face cuz I didn't want him to get the munchies and bite me, but every time the pipe was passed to me he would stick his head way up in the air towards the piece like he wanted a hit. animals are natural stoners. thats the shit.
i got my dog blazed once, we hotboxed a van and i shotguned my dog and she like it. lol. no joke we sat it my car with the music going and the subwoofers bumpin for a good 20 minutes and my dog just sat on my lap and listened to the music. then we went inside and she just chowed down on her food. lol. the best experience i ever had with my dog. :)
since this day i have toked with a few of my friends dogs. one tweaked out really bad and was scratching its face with its paws trying to get the smell or the weed out. so becarful some dogs or animals hate smoke..
btw i also learned that if u blow the smoke into the dog or cats ear it gets them blazed much easier with no worries of them tweaking about smoke being in their face.
i also believe that ganja is here for a reason. so please everyone share the green. spark up ur pets. =]