Submitted by SlaughterMe on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:30pm
Boobs. Now I get it. I never noticed how bouncy and nicely squishy breasts were until I've been holding my boob for the last 5 minutes.. Well I guess guys arent morons after all. Its like a warm stress relieving ball.
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boobs are like balloons full of everything good in the world
dude this is fucking awesome. i think every girl goes through this thought process at some point, i just wish i had been high when i realized it. lucky.
Damn you and your awesome boobs.
Damn youuuuuu
boobs makes the world turn. they are everything good in life cuz they are part of the 3 b's bud beer and boobs
it's only fair: girls get boobs (which are awesome, and bouncy, and fun to play with, and make good pillows, but I digress...) and guys get to pee standing up.
I'm going to go home and hold a boob for 5 minutes too!
Hell yes, I love my boobs and the boobs of other women. If u like, I can hold one of urs and u can hold one of mine... nothing better than another chick who knows exactly how to hold them... =p
amen sister. i finally realized how amazing breasts were after holding my own. now i want to hold everyones!
i like boobs!!! their the greatest inventions every they have so many uses and god was nice enough to give girls two of them. Double the pleasure and double the fun
I've never known any person to dislike boobs.
my mind just fucked itself. I just wanna go smoke weed and have 2 of the worlds best stress balls sitting besides me. along with some food buts thats besides the point.
I had this realization too and it's a double bonus because it's feels great to have boobs touched! lol
HELL YEAH I LOVE TITS! THAT'S WHY MY FRIEND...I BAT FOR BOTH TEAMS....HAHA
to all of you who say holding your own boobs is great- pics or shens
dang youre right but its kinda hard to type with 1 hand right now
if i had breasts i'd be doing that every day. they look way better on women than they do on men though
booooooooooooobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HumboldtDankkk
I love boobs. A handful is enough, any more is a waste.
see what were sayin you girls got some shit right there
My last ex had gigantic tits and i'd use them as pillows to take naps on.
now that you've realized how we think you should let men do what all men have dreamed of at one point in time (big ups to those who actually got to do it) which is sleep on your boobs without having to talk, just using your boobs as pillows.
Boobs are indeed awesome, but prefer a nice butt. =)
One that's nice and squishy and grabable, spankable, bite-able. . . .hehe
BOOOOBBBIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
now i know why i love my girlfriend so much... its so clear now...
"Hell yes, I love my boobs and the boobs of other women. If u like, I can hold one of urs and u can hold one of mine... nothing better than another chick who knows exactly how to hold them... =p"
Girl boob on boob action is always a plus. Awesome thread!!!
LOL- True!!! I'm a D & my boobs are fabulous :)
HighHeels23 :)
boobs are all around fun and function, you can play all day and its the perfect stash spot for weed (if you wear a bra that is).
almost as good as boobs are nipples, n I have to say I've never seen a guy have better nipples than a woman. just sayin.
Youre right. Guys aren't morons. We have been admiring these squishy miracles of nature for centuries. There are even magazines devoted specificly to these wonderous globes of beauty. I'm certainly glad you were able to figure out why men have been oggling your breasts since you were 13, but we beat you too it. And on that note. I hereby claim the discovery of boobs in the name of men, of the human race.
I just noticed someone pressed the DOWN button for this.
All I have to say is: DUUUUUDE. D:
Boobs and weed... gods gift to man (and woman) lol
I love my pot brethren (all you guys and girls) as much as I love boobs. You guys rock. And love pillows rock. Just expressing my thanks.
Peace.
Hahaha when I was younger and I was smoking I pretty much had the same revelation as you. I was sitting there going oh my god.. dude, my boobs are freakin awesome!
Boobs = Amazing
I have poor circulation so my hands are always cold, but if nobody's looking (or if I'm really high) I stick them down my shirt because my boobs are some of the warmest places on my body.
ok.... ok..... try this:
when a girl is on her back naked, lift her boob and drop it and watch em jiggle... its damn-well EPIC! it works best with bigger, softer boobs.
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