Nudity. If you're gonna smoke or pack a bowl in your room, and you're worried someone might come in and bust you, do it naked. That way, if someone does come in, you can shout "OMG! Get Out! I'm NAKED!" They'll be so flustered by the whole situation that they won't even notice your bud. Now, you're high, and they're feeling awkward. Win.

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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 4:49am
Soto Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:02pm

genius i need to stand in front of my dresser and roll a blunt so they can see my naked ass

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:48pm
nomostress Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:49pm

Does this also apply when smoking in public?

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:51pm
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:30pm

ya if your a minor it will be really hard for a cop to arrest or search you without invoking some sorta lawsuit

 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:46pm

Why does a cop need to search a naked man?

 
 
Sat, 04/02/2011 - 9:27pm
mdz187 Says:

YESS!!! BAHAHAHA...dude just made me laugh for like 2 straight minutes...awesome

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:49pm
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:54pm
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:56pm
Brando907 Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:00pm

haha thats fuckin great
http://highdeas.com/science/Just_Read_This_Complete_Fucking_Bullshit_I_Tell_Yah/

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:02pm
mattganja Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:06pm

It works SOOO good if you have a muffin-top. Eyes shut INSTANTLY.

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:07pm
pen_island Says:

Just have sex while you smoke, the loud noises should ward off unwanted guests.

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:08pm
chardi Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:10pm
yesh420 Says:

I totally thought of the exact thing like 2 hours ago! Ahhhhhhhhh! They'll also just get out of the room because they don't want to be looking at you naked

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:16pm
Dantai_204 Says:

this would also if you brought a chick back..;) Qoo>

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:23pm

Dude this is copied. this is on the popular all time, i mean if you thought of this too aweseome but if you didn't at least give credit to the original poster.

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:34pm

I don't know that "copied" is really the correct term. The thought came to be while I was sitting in my room the other night, packing my second bowl, desperately listening for footsteps outside of my door. I haven't been a member of highdeas very long, so, I guess I apologize if anyone feels plagiarised. (spelling?) But, I can assure you that all of my highdeas are original. Is it not possible that two brilliant stoners could have both possessed similar thoughts?

 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:17pm
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:28pm
kuzy1035 Says:

Freaking genius my friend. I'm gonna try this tonight.

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:28pm

That might work, but what if they come in and see you and the weed, and they are like "WHAT THE FUCK? You're so doped up that you got naked? You need to go to rehab"

Imagine trying to explain yourself there while high as fuck, haha

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:30pm
JamieFC123 Says:

Haha this is similar to one of mine: http://highdeas.com/offbeat/When_ever_my_mum_knocks_on_my_door_and_starts_to_come_in

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:35pm
emilykb Says:

HAHAHA omg way to steal my fucking mind! I've always thought this...weird

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:36pm
vivala420 Says:

holy shit this is literally what i do every day and i tell everybody else to do it, it's perfect. plus i love being naked so it's a win win situation

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:36pm

love this idea but i think i saw this before someone said roll naked hahahaha

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:41pm

rofl. thank you. I think I'm just gonna say "rollin naked" from now on.

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:38pm
molmolmol3 Says:

this is so ironic and weird, just got in this scenario literally 30 minutes ago...

 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:19pm
blitzzd Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:23pm
VyGee Says:

when i lived in a dorm and used to smoke it out, i'd put porn on the computer and be semi naked and when someone came in...awkward fest...

 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 12:34am
 
 
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Fri, 04/01/2011 - 1:31am
drumbum Says:
 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 2:38am
peasinacan Says:
 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 5:13am

Yeah this is great...so they can think I'm a chronic masturbater instead of a stoner. That makes things look muuuuch better.

 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 12:36pm

haha. i said the same thing to my girlfriend. but actually, i think my parents would rather i had a masturbation problem than a smoking "problem". it's kind of sad.

 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 12:52pm

Lol!! good one! i'll keep it in mind hahaha

 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 2:14pm
haleycat Says:
 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 5:39pm

Bathroom. Shower. Impossible to get caught.

 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 7:13pm
 
 
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 10:12pm
EpicKush Says:

Dude your amazing! My mom pretty much lets me smoke in my room but just to avoid awkward situations of her walking in, if she does I will just scream " Mom, don't come in !" So she'll think im jackin it.

 
 
Sat, 04/02/2011 - 4:17pm
 
 
Sat, 04/02/2011 - 4:49pm
IHIMSELF Says:

Another perk of blazing naked? You're clothes will never reek.

 
 
Sat, 04/02/2011 - 5:45pm
baiaotou Says:

Thats the best fuckin thing ive ever heard!!!!!! LOL

http://highdeas.com/offbeat/Trojan_Vibrations_Massager_commercial

 
 
Sat, 04/02/2011 - 9:28pm

I always used tp do that before my dad found out i toked :) now i smoke with my dooor open ad my piece in my hand :)

 
 
Sun, 04/03/2011 - 3:04am
MrsRager Says:
 
 
Sun, 04/10/2011 - 4:24am
PepeLePyew Says:

im gonna start smoking naked now! and im addicted to working out so its a win win situation! right?

 
 
Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:44pm
zitromd Says:

hahahahahaahah. i'd rather do it in my undies, not full nude. good shit!

 
 
Fri, 04/15/2011 - 1:04am

i love smoking naked!
its pretty damn amazing let me say!
haha but i didnt think about it that way.. (: