So, my friend(ex friend) invited me over to his house a few days ago, and told me that he had some bud and that he wanted my company because he doesnt like smoking alone. Thats understandable, so i get a ride over there from my sister and when i got to his room, there was a zong and a half 8th sitting on the table in front of him with a fully loaded bowl. After watching him take 3 hits, i asked if i could hit it in a respectful mannor, and his responce was that there wasnt enough for him to share and that he really needed to keep it for himself then thanked me for my company. I sat there and watched him smoke the whole sack to himself. Does anyone else think this is a little fucked up?

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Fri, 01/18/2013 - 6:22am


Wed, 04/14/2010 - 4:22pm
kusshh10 Says:

haha i totally do, how could he ask for your company without even offering to smoke. totally fucked up i woulda been pissed, and never smoke him out again

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:13pm

I would either never smoke with him again or just invite him for a smoking session a few times and when he forgets to bring weed, or he doesn't just be like, nah man I got this for myself, I thought you'd have some of your own. Then tell him later that you did that because he did it, so it won't happen again.. but I wouldn't end the friendship over drugs..

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:47pm
HighJane Says:

Yeah, that shits kind of like hittin up your buddy sayin, "hey I got this hot bitch at my house and she's down for a train", and then your like, "hell yeah on my way"!, and he's like, "well hurry up", and then when you get their he's like, "look man, she sucks dick and takes it in both holes but... I think this is a one man mission......but you can watch"!!!!

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:48pm
Wed, 04/14/2010 - 4:25pm

that's totally fucked. what a doucher.

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 5:29pm

Yea, I mean who the fuck invites someone over so they can be watched? I always pass the bowl, especially when I invite someone over

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 4:26pm

Wow dude what a fucking prick. Even if I had the smallest sack I'd at least give you a couple hits. Even not even knowing you, that's just how real stoners are. We aren't selfish assholes.

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:40pm
rodr Says:
Wed, 04/14/2010 - 4:38pm

wow wut an asshole, idk about you but its like ten times funner when there is someone that is high too, cuz u just cant have deep convo's about weird shit, and fuck up hella food, when the other person is sober, its just not the same

~KiNg KoNg AiNt GoT sHiT oN mE!~

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 12:18am
Bob24k Says:

Did you really add that last part as like a signature on a text? What's up with all the weird capitalization? Are you 12?

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 5:00pm

first off, that is a complete dick move. secondly, it's more fun to smoke WITH somebody like at least give them 2 or 3 hits. that dude sounds like a douche

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 7:42pm
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:15pm
tmcleode Says:

i woulda punched him...takin a hit then spill the bong water on his carpet.....i mean i usually never DONT match wit my friends,,,but i will NEVER leave them hangin if they dont have herb to match with

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:08pm
Jandii Says:

Are you me? Seriously though. Sharing is caring

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:04pm
L4UR3N Says:

True that :D

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 8:23pm
SuperDan45 Says:

As soon as he said no you shoulda just stood up and left.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 9:21pm
WaLsH Says:

Agreed, thats straight dumb. How could you be that selfish and arrogant?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:31pm

He's just your run of the mill unk, a fiend, a greedy motherfucker that would scavenge your ashtray for roaches when your back is turned. I agree I would have just walked out after he said that. Well I guess you'd have to call your sister for a ride but still, what I'm getting at is fuck that dude

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:35pm

Ya know now that I think of it, he probably only wanted your company because he's selfish as shit and no one wants to hang out with him

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 8:41pm
Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:47am
baked101 Says:

You must not have any friends at all.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:40pm

I wouldve whopped his ass then taken all his shit. just for pulling some hoe shit like that

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 6:21am

fuck that shit yall sayin give him 2 or 3 hits at least. im from the south, brought up with southern hospitality. *throws sack in dudes lap* "here bruh, roll you a blunt for now and a blunt for later. i got an ounce today!"

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:09am
FrostyJ Says:
Thu, 01/17/2013 - 7:04pm

This guy has the right idea. If you don't ever share your herb with him, then it's a one-sided argument. From what I've read, he only says that he wants your company, not that he wants to smoke you out.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 7:39pm
AdamOest Says:

The only time I won't give someone at least a couple hits is when theres only 2 hits left to be had.... and then I only give them 1 hit...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 8:24pm

First thing I would have said is "Sure but I don't have any bud right now you gotta smoke me out".

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:56pm
DroLoco Says:

I would say do the same to him but I don't wanna infest the planet with more asshats like that..

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:44am

on the real, thats probably one of the douchiest things i have ever heard. fuck that fool. you most definitely don't need a friend like that. stay up.

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:29am
baked101 Says:

I dont even like hearing about that shit ha how could someone be that greedy. like come on man you cant spare a couple hits? or did you work way to hard to earn the couple bucks that bowl costed you? Some people blow my mind man.. I want to open peoples eyes that are like that

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 7:22am

That's the part in the story where you tell the guy to go and fist his own ass and then walk out.

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 7:43am

Just plain disrespectful...that's when you spit in his eyes, punch him in the face, and grab his eighth just before you dip out. People like that deserve worse...maybe you could force him to eat a bag of dicks when he wakes up and then knock him out again and tattoo 'dickbreath' on his forehead.

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 9:44am
.Dope Says:

but i wont go against it.

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 1:25pm

THIS is why stoners can't have nice things. You do not need to take it to that level, sure it is being greedy but come on.

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:45pm
rodr Says:
Fri, 01/18/2013 - 8:49am
Fri, 01/18/2013 - 9:41am
.Dope Says:

my opinion. weed's just one of those things that must be shared to the universe. no matter what genus.

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 3:48pm
rodr Says:

I've smoked down my tarantula before. She ate double the amount of crickets. #spidermunchies

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:25am
FrostyJ Says:

invite him over say you have bud..when he gets there say you just have enough for only u...smoke a good amount in front of him

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:21am

no one else smells the bs? who smokes an entire sack in one sitting? especially with a friend nearby to share in the high...

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:04pm
B-Rye Says:

Nah, try and do it a little different than what they're saying. Next time you get a bag, smoke him out nice and heavy from it and just have a nice little talk about how the system works. He's gotta learn, why not make it a good time too?

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:07pm
DanIsDirty Says:

Why the fuck did you sit there? haha that's the sign for you to leave

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:24pm
playdoh420 Says:

its kind of fucked up because he is your boy and you guys should already have a code on smoke ups like my group of friends do, but you should always have pitch of some type whether it be on the munchies, more bud, or bitches, have something to offer

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:54pm
toastey Says:

If one of my friends did that to me I would just laugh because I wouldn't of seen that coming at all. It woulda been like a bad joke for my life lol, but yeah I would just leave

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:00pm

Your friend invited you over for not wanting to smoke alone. You got there and he was smoking alone so that's a huge flaw in this little story I personally believe that this shit didn't even happen just another way to get a shit ton of upvotes lol the story just doesn't feel right feels like he made it up

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:16pm

someone should get a surprise bowl of salvia for that shit

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:43pm
HighJane Says:

Dude. your kind of a bitch for just stayin and watchin him smoke all that, even if their was no where else to go because you needed a ride I would rather leave and walk around n shit instead of watchin someone smoke all that shit in front of me, that's like some one invitin you to run a train on a girl and then sayin that theirs not enough holes.......

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 4:42pm
blake1111 Says:

What a straight jabrone, I woulda left for sure.

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 5:42pm

I agree bro, that's waving a happy meal in a fat kids face! Even if its the last bowl i have i would rather smoke it with a homie

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 6:49pm

come down to my pad ill smoke you out