A fan, whether a box, standing or ceiling, with a water attachment on the back that periodically mists, to increase humidity, and also to make you sweat like a pig. No, even more! It is likely that you would perspire so much that people would come to regard you as some kind of demi-god, probably referring to you as Superpig Sweater. Couple that name with a cool look, and you can see why the misting would be even more refreshing.

I don't think it's a good idea to make people sweat excessively. Especially to the extent that they get addressed as an item of pig clothing (I highlighted that part). Please, do no do this sweat thing. Do not create a machine that makes everyone sweat a lot.

/Emil.

PS. And in why in the world should I "couple that name with a cool look"? What does that even mean?

they gave theses at sporting events