so we all know how nasty punishments for possession can be in college. here's a way to hotbox in your very own room with little risk!

1. go to home depot or some place, buy pvc pip and corner connectors (8 i suppose... you'll understand in a bit) and a shit ton of plastic wrap. duct or gaff tape is also a must. buy large tubing, kind of like the kind dogs can run through at shows and stuff. again, you'll see what i mean in a bit.
2. towel off the bottom of the door (of course) and tape around the edges. if you want to be extra cautious, take the lid(s) of a blank cd pack and place it over the smoke detector(s) in your room.
3. build a box with your pvc pipe. if you have some sort of lofted bed, this box could fit nicely right underneath.
4. completely seal off box with plastic wrap. don't forget to leave a door that can be resealed-either with tape from the inside or some invention of your own.
5. cut slits in a small circular area in the plastic wrap, arrange a fan to blow into the box through these slits. place cloth over the inside of this area so that it can be removed whenever necessary.
6. cut slits in another area as well. cover this in dryer sheets (maaaaaaany) and tape the large tubing to this area. lead the tubing to the nearest window.
7. when ready, crawl on in and light up. once done, lift the cloth over the first area of slits and turn on the fan-obviously the best kind of fan can still be turned on from the inside... somehow. the air will circulate out the box and out the window if everything is sealed off. and hopefully, all exiting smoke smells like dryer sheets!

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Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:27am


Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:54am
ImHigh Says:
Fri, 05/08/2009 - 1:13am

...or put dryer sheets in a water bottle and blow it out the window

Mon, 03/22/2010 - 4:26pm
Tue, 03/23/2010 - 4:23pm
gearados Says:

Sploofs! they work great!

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Tue, 03/23/2010 - 7:50pm

"hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday!"

Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:23pm
Sidvish420 Says:
Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:56am
Jest3r Says:

i've got a hotbox set up now, its made out of a HUGE cardboard box. its got cable ran and all the corners and edges are packing taped up. to get in i cut a poster sized door that flaps open. once inside a poster flaps down and is then taped. there is a little clearance between the poster and the floor which is typically covered by a pillow but other times is where the fan is placed.

i dont have any smell proofing as im in an apartment.

for in dorm smoking a Third Lung works well

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:39pm
mbaker333 Says:

i was always under the impression that most ppl in dorms got caught by random sweeps with dogs and not by the actual act of smoking... i never lived in a dorm so i dunno but my buddy did and he would smoke and blow it out his window and then put his green in a baggie and stash it in a huge shampoo bottle (yes with shampoo inside).. he says it hides the smell from dogs and he never got caught.. tho ur extra caution is by no means unwarrented

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:01pm
Sidvish420 Says:

naw dude look i smoked in my dorm just with a fan and some febreeze all the time never got caught that wasn't the idea... this is for like... if i wanted to HOTBOX it. and just swim in smoke. and not have it smell outside. and have it clear quickly. i only know people that got caught by the smell of the smoke... plus i thought it'd be a cool project.

Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:04am
Dro-cowboy Says:

seems more like a coffin. i would be scared if i was in a box as big as me that was dark and it started filling with smoke... just sit in your car, man


Sun, 03/21/2010 - 6:20pm
Lucy Says:

I had a similar idea 'cause I live in a dorm and I've been caught smoking in here twice already. (yes, I was using a towel, spraying perfume and exhaling out the window with a fan) but my idea was just to get a big piece of plastic (like a hefty bag or something) and cover the door with it and seal the edges with duct tape, hopefully thus making the door air-tight and unable to betray smells. might not work though, I don't know how permeable hefty bags are.. probably designed to mask smell though..

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Mon, 03/22/2010 - 4:23am
sarerrab Says:

window open, rolled up towel in front of the door, vaporizer...sooo much easier

but if it still smells.. just run to a different floor. haha.

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:47am

My buddies and me used to do that. But for some reason the vaporizer would make the smell so much worse than the pop can. But we lived in a relaxed dorm, so no one bothered us.

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 3:34am
sarerrab Says:

yeahh it made our room smell pretty bad too. but we had a suite so there were two rooms. we went in the one furthest away from the door that goes into the hall. then we shut the door, opened the window, and put a towel under the door.. then we borrowed some kids weird spray stuff that instantly makes the smell go away haha. but ive smoked in some guys room once out of a bong.. and they had a single room. not a good idea. haha. we ran to like five floors below us and hung out for awhile.

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 1:10am

y not just smoke in your car. our buy a vaporizer.. that doesnt really 'hotbox' though.

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 1:11am

what the fuckkkkkk oh and the beatles.

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 3:31am
Tue, 03/23/2010 - 7:23am
publik Says:

bro im not high atm and i didnt understand that..mabye if i get high i will.. but joint and walk ftw

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 7:58am

or, you could just go for a walk, roll up a j, and blaze up =)
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
-Hunter S. Thompson

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 9:28am
ivandr Says:

Easiest solution:
1 Towel under the door
2 Box fan (its a square shaped fan about 2ftx2ft) sitting in the window on high blowing out
3 IMPORTANT use pillows/curtains/sheets to seal the remaining area of the open window. (This keeps smoke from blowing right back in and creates NEGATIVE PRESSURE in the room which means no air is escaping out the door and instead is being sucked into your room from the hallway) This keeps the smell in your room and eventually it will filter out with the fan.

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 2:58pm

You know what would make that a WHOLE lot easier?? Just take a toilet paper tube, fill it with about 6 balled up dryer sheets and blow your smoke through that tube, its that simple. Haaa.

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 3:50pm

Haha I have the roll of toilet paper with like 14 folded in half so its like 28 dryer sheets.. n they are taped on the other side..n when I exhale I do it in there and it exits thru da dryer sheets and it just smells likes bounce ..wrks like a charm!~~ "Free your mind,body, & soul." - Smokn Sandy Z. ~~

Wed, 03/24/2010 - 1:45am
DudeLAP Says:

LOL, way too long.

...Just put a plastic baggie over your fire alarm, invite your RA and buddies over, and bake out your dorm room.

Thu, 03/10/2016 - 3:28pm
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