im the kind of smoker who will blaze a bowl or two and be good and go about my day....and ill smoke another when i feel that im coming when your power smoking 5 not tapping just quit acting like your better than just smart about how i fuck off when i say im good....

the guy who's already baked

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Sat, 10/29/2011 - 8:05pm


Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:59pm
NotWyatt Says:
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 9:08pm
Baken Says:

Why fuck off? Is that any way to talk to your friends?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 4:41am

I agree, but he has a point. I hear the same shit. Can't we all just smoke till were good. Hell, sometimes I want to blow it down nonstop. Sometimes I just wanna toke. A smoke is a smoke.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 9:27pm

"the apex of the vortex of joint enginuity."

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:43pm
Nakia Says:
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 11:36pm
whollychao Says:

"Engineering" is what he actually says.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:13am
Curssst Says:
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:06pm
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 2:46pm

my freinds can buy a 50 sack and have it gone in 2 hours or 3. i have it last 3-4 weeks. unbeliveable how much of a waste of money that is. its like buying 50 dollars worth of starburst, and eating them all in one night

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:02pm
MarcOhbama Says:

it lasts 3-4 weeks? days maybe, but not weeks.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:24pm

I would totally eat all the starburst in one night... That shits my shit.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:09pm

I feel it i would make a starburst wrapper chain xD

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:50pm

I just look at it as maybe going to a movie then out to eat, or something of that nature. Thats only lasting one night, but you had fun right?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 2:44am

Damn, I remember when I used to be able to make 60 last two weeks. Now that I live with my boyfriend who smokes too, we are lucky if it sees three days. I hate it, but I like to keep the high going. Sometimes I wish I could be one of those smokers who tokes a few times a's hard though. It really helps me in so many ways not to be using it daily. Especially in terms of gaining appetite.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:36pm
ConOnDaCob Says:

I just gotta say, I love your name too.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:30pm
312serc Says:
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:23pm

Sporting a 90's bulls apex right now haha

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 1:43am

Completely agree. It's called conservation for longevity of your weed.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 7:00pm
Ctodenbach Says:

I agree too. I only smoke like half a bowl then the rest later.. But I obtain insanely dank bud. I feel RIPPED off like a cigarette drag-like-hit.
I can smoke all day but I won't feel any higher than I do right now. Anyone else?

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:08pm

Dude, I totally agree,
I have a homie who I always smoke with during lunch break at school (which for me is almost 2 hours)
He's the type of dude who likes to go extremely hard, and I don't understand why. But whatever, I won't say no, you know?
I try to get him to conserve his weed (because we always get high grade - speaking of high grade, I've tried Pineapple Express and it smells and tastes like God's vagina! I HIGHly recommend it, Maui Wowie too, if you guys haven't tried that, you're missing out on the best tasting weed I've ever smoked.)
I get super ripped off a bong hit (when I had a bong) and I have this piece I call Mushu (cause it looks like Mushu from Mulan) and it doesn't pack a big bowl (conserves) but you can cherry the bowl and it will literally last 5-10 minutes for me. You have to smoke it like a Native American chief though. (It looks like a peace pipe).
It's so awesome.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:48pm
Ctodenbach Says:

My dealer is a bio-chemist. The dank I smoke doesn't even have names.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:55pm
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 2:25am
duggyc2310 Says:

you know your to baked when u manage to type this much!!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:10pm

Haha, I just like to write and read man, high or not.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:26pm

I agree too. Although, I chain smoke when I can, just because I generally enjoy smoking pot. So my tolerance is still higher than I wish it was, I really wish I could still get the kinda high I did the 3rd time I :D that was a good high.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 3:49am
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 4:10am
Aloha Says:

or we just smoke more throughout the day and our tolerance naturally builds, up I'm not dogging your idea just don't dis how others smoke when you're trying to defend the way you smoke.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 4:55pm

all hes saying is that "hardcore stoners" shouldnt look down on people with lower tolerances, just so we are all on the same page

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 6:36pm
Aloha Says:

gotcha brah, I mean not all Hardcore's are like That I just grew up with A stoner Dad so naturally my tolerance Is Higher.. I love to push people past their limits... in my opinion there is nothing better than getting dangerously too high and going longboarding or surfing

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 8:28pm

hell yeah man you know whats up. longboardin is the fucking shit when you are on cloud 9

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:04pm
Smithhy Says:

This is why my tolerance is so high. Normally I can conserve a lot, but it's just so mindblowing where you can go when you smoke way too much.

And then go outside.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:22am
dirtyheads Says:
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 5:23pm

The only thing worse than the condescending hardcore stoner is the ones who think they're hardcore stoners. This one kid was all "Yeah I rip bongs all the time", come ripping time this nigga is coughing like its lung cancer. "I think some bud got through" were his words. Like really nigga, through a bong?

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 7:50pm
thesabster Says:
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:36pm

You should have started singing Monty Python's Lumberjack song to him.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 6:02pm

You would be a lot better if you took another hit brother. If you're good tho you're good.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 6:07pm
crazy-fool Says:

Personally I dont pass up pipes or bongs or any other weed smoking device just because i know another hit wont ever get you too fucked up but if its your bud and your tryin to conserve then i can dig that.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 7:31pm
dirtyheads Says:

i never give people shit about having a low tolerance. i wish i did, it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper LoL but every once in a while, everyone has to smoke out :)

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 7:34pm
thesabster Says:
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 8:16pm
emily_jane Says:

nobody should act like they're better than anyone for any reason.
to each his own, live and let live.

that's why the world is so fucked up.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 8:25pm
johnn3e2 Says:

this is so true. except im always that guy that says, "you wanna pack another?" idk thats just who i am haha

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:54pm
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:24am
dirtyheads Says:

i'm down!!! LoL jayykayy for reallies HaHa man this is some good shit LoLoL

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 8:28pm

I agree man, I've had to abstain from a hit once in a while.

BUT if I can physically hit a pipe, then I most likely will: weed is awesome!

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 8:44pm
iSAWaUFO Says:

High five man. You smoke for the right reasons like most of the people on this site. Not to be "cool". Your the type of person i love to smoke with. Definate upvote

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 9:17pm
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 10:28pm
Zoeisafish Says:

Agree so so much. This is how I am. I mean It's not that you don't want to get higher, it's just that you're happy at where you're at. People that look down on others for this bug me so bad.

Sat, 10/29/2011 - 10:59pm
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:38pm

Hey, fuck YOU! Jeff Goldblum fought tyrannosaurus's, raptors, and even became a fly. I'd like to see you pull that shit off! Oh, and about the fly thing? He got better.

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:17am