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Cop Cab sucks compared to Cash Cab

Sittin in a cop car the other night, getting busted for parif./poss. I realized that cop cars are the exact opposite of Cash Cab:
The host is a dick.
Flashy lights are on the outside.
You wish you didn't know the answer to the questions
They take you someplace you had no intention of going to
And they take your cash

on a side note...fuck the police

Submitted by: itisnj 18 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 18 weeks 2 days ago
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I will only accept that 'fuck the police' if you do it in the same slo-mo way that James Franco did it in Pineapple Express...btw, that Cash Cab bit was pretty funny

Oh, that's the only way I say it, though it makes it hard to shout in passing.

Hahaha, true dat

Hahaha dude that's so right. Fuck the police.

the only similarity that i can see is that they give you one phone call

ha!

YESYESYESYES

my lifes goal is to be on cash cab tho

wow... you're so right... FUCK THE PO! I'M RECORDING CASH CAB FROM NOW ON! I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SHOW!

"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"

the cops suck, especially in my town. they have nothing better to do than to fuck with stoners. wtf?

damn dude that same thing happened to me last week!
they fucking took my bowl and all of my friends weed and now ive got 40 hours of community service...fucking cops

DCol24, I JUST FINISHED WATCHING PINEAPPLE EXPRESS... I WILL ALSO ONLY ACCEPT YOU ONLY SAYING IT THAT WAY

I want to go on cash cab. We should track Ben Bailey (the host) so we know where the cab is, then you can jump in and win some money.

good point about the cash cab, that sucks about getting busted
i would love to see a stoner on cash cab, just get all the answers right and be like...IM BUY AN OUNCE OF DRO WITH THIS!

hahaha damn thats true and funny

I once got a ride home from the cops when I was wasted.

I think they felt pity on my drunken ass.

Thank god I didn't have any herb on me or it would have been another story.

my pipe and dro definately got pirated by the 5-0. not chill. i also love how they always know what weed smells like and can guess how recently the perps apparently smoked...like how would you know? sober jerk

fuck yeah. fuck the poliece

ever see those NYC cabs that turn into cop cars? they fuckin suck. looks like a normal cab