Stealing peoples highdeas just isn't classy.... You know what's classy getting toasted and creating your own highdea. You stay classy San Diego, I'm Ron Burgandy?

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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:53am


Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:53pm

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:55am

damnit. who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:04am
anna4444 Says:

i'm gonna punch you in the ovaries... right in the baby maker.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:07am

probelly the funniest movie ever made just saying...skyrockets in flight....afternoon delight...;)

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 11:17pm
anna4444 Says:

your picture. is the absolute. cutest thing. i have ever seen. in my life. like i just want to give it a hug!!!!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:09am
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:15am
yoinkie Says:

I hear that their periods attract bears... The bears can smell the menstration

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:19am
meagan420 Says:

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works...every time.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:25am
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:27am
yoinkie Says:
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:36am

Im trapped in a glass case of emotion!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:50am
lilnugget Says:

I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:27am

hey everyone! come see how good i look!!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 2:47am

Diversity: i believe its an old, old wooden ship used in WWII

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 3:00am
cisco_kid Says:

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken..

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. CANNON BALL!!!

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

The mean man punted Baxterrrrr!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 3:11am
Hrenee_321 Says:

That last line made me laugh so fucking hard. Thanks dude

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:35pm

Its so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:19pm
Keezy Says:

mr. burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

it's an illusion, in the crotchal region. i'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. i'm gonna walk this situation off and i will see you later.


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:21pm
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 1:32pm

"Ron, are you paying attention?"

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:59pm

Unique New York......Unique New York

The Arsonist has oddly shaped feet

The Human Tourch....was denied....a bank loan


If I could have a dog, it would be Baxter! "you really know how to cut to the core of my Baxter" He has his own pjs, can speak fluent spanish, and can finish off any unwanted cheese! If only..

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 6:05pm

"Hey!, where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?" hahah