COPS.............
i would like every cop that might be looking at this site to know that i am currently smoking a fat blunt and theres not shit that you can do about it. come find me fucker ill be the guy with a blunt in his hand and a big ass smile on his....
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Believe it or not, cops have better things to do then bug your high ass... at least in big cities like Chicago they do.
A pig is still gonna be a pig no matter what city your in. Try smokin a blunt in front of a cop in chicago and see if he'll have time "bug" your dumbass.
i was talkin to this guy at a party and then he said that he is gonna become a cop and walked away from that fucker
hell yeah.
the cops where i live actually don't have anything better to do than hassle smokers.
pass it this way.
/LC
Fuck the police.
You on some hot shit? WTF would u even want the cops to come find you...like @xsloshedx said-cops have better things to do then bug your high ass!
Big smile on your what?...OMG DONT YOU PEOPLE SEE!?!?! THEY GOT HIM! Oh god, He was too cocky and they came and got him. Swooped him up and took him away forever! I cant believe all the good times we shared are gone. Lets take some time to relive some of my favorite Bordwaybonger quotes, Like "every cop that might be looking at this site" or who could forget a classic like "i am currently smoking a fat blunt". Or my all time favorite, "come find me fucker ill be the guy with a blunt in his hand and a big ass smile". I miss him already, If only he wasnt so sure he wouldnt get caught. Lots of love, Optimus Prime.
"You know what dog food tastes like? do ya? it tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!" ~ Dave Chapelle.
That's funny, where do you get your weed man ha ha
what a waste of text. why dont you go hold your head under water.
You should probably go smoke a joint and calm down buddy. Before you're somewhere where the internet cant protect you and you open your mouth. Only to have it shut instantly by a very large man.
"You know what dog food tastes like? do ya? it tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!" ~ Dave Chapelle.
one of my good friends is studying to be a cop, and he smokes more weed than anyone i know. not all cops are evil!! but they can be a pain in the ass haha ;)
~blaze on
i saw the title and the first thing that came to mind- suck. cops........suck. the end.
you suck cops?
hahah i have the little things us stoners have to say cracks me uppp
every now & then i take a hit to lift my history;
inspire my art & spark my creativity *
Cops have the worst job. I mean some are fuck heads but those misunderstood ones I feel bad for. The ones that are secretly potheads and do nothing but there job and we mistake them for assholes. But the asshole ones. FUCK YOU!!!!
i have several cops in my family, including both parents and one of two brothers. they're all anti pot - yay me! **to the dome**
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fuck cops they put my boi down fo sum weed ..............COPS SUCK DICK
you know they can track your ip address to your computer. so they can do something about it but they aren't going too
If you don't atract the cops you won't have them on your shit all the time dumbass
COPS BE LIKE THE BEES, YOU DONT BE MESSING WITH THEM THEY DON'T BE MESSING WIT YOU!
"I GOT OLD MONEY, I COULD BUY A DINOSAUR!"
Cops are dicks
I cant tell you how many times ive been pulled over with atleast an "O" in my truck of some potent dank n they never caught it, those are the ones i appreciate. I mean i go to school i have a full time job i bust my ass so why should i be treated like every other mid level dope slanger lol.. So pass that blunt please
thats true. i had to go sit in a cruiser with a cop blazed out of my mind, and he didnt know shit. i got off with a 20 dollar ticket for not havin my license lol
ive actually smoked weed with a cop on duty haha