I was high in Lowe's today and I decided a Lowe's or Home Depot would be the best place to hide during the zombie apocalypse. You'd have everything you need to build amazing barriers and you could make such great weapons out of all the shit that they have there. If there's still electricity, you can use the millions of ovens to cook with. There are toilets too. There are just so many resources that you could use!

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Mon, 03/21/2011 - 1:58am


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:21pm
Steve26 Says:

Agreed! Unless you had weapons,bud/seeds(cuz theres soil already there ;) ), bongs/bowls/bubblers, and munchie food

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:34am
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:26pm
Dtj41 Says:
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:40pm

If there was really a zombie apocalypse I'd just steal something like a hummer and just run all the zombies i see over

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:50pm

na bro costco would be the best place. orrrrrrrrrrrrr PACIFIC PLAYLAND!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 11:51pm
Dtj41 Says:
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 4:49pm
highthere Says:

And you could grow your own weed in the lawn and garden section while you wait the zombies out

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:48am

I wish more people would downvote so I don't have to kill a nigga to get a good spot.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:09am

Where I'm from we have Home Depot next to Costco. Perfect.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:11am
Mr.V Says:

Just one problem... You need food. But I still like the concept

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:19am

Haha you were high in Lowe's... laughed at that for like ten minutes

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:29am

an oilrig. compleatly sucluded, and an unlimited suply of fish. just sayin man, i got that shit planed.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:32am
Scoop Says:

wheres the foood thats it thats all you need cuz when you got the munchies ur gunna die whithout it! IM FUUUCKED

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:33am
emk1993 Says:

I think i'd go to a Sam's Club and just pile a pack of 5 bookcases at the entrance.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:36am
Mon, 03/21/2011 - 3:06am
yoinkie Says:

Dude, all im saying is, Ive never seen a Zombie swim. Just get a boat, find Gilligans Island, Fuck Mary ann and Ginger all day, and Smoke weed with the professor. Thats the life im gonna live when the zombie apocalypse comes.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 4:10am

dude you ever seen a bass pro shop? thats the place to go, its like a 2-story costco with outdoor and camping and a food court and a pond with fish inside its crazy (redneck disneyland) ;)

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 4:39am
Dankrupt Says:
Mon, 03/21/2011 - 4:25am
Kouda Says:

I would go to my high school. Between our Chemistry lab and the woodshop, I'm pretty sure I could make some badass weapons. Like acid bombs and shit. Fuck yeah.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 5:08am
HBaked22 Says:

i would grab a baseball bat, and all the food i have. and head to a lifeguard tower. the only way up is a small(removable) ramp, so it would funnel them into a small line to be killed instantly by the bat. and i dont need to worry about extra foor, because i live close to an army, naval, and airforce base, and i expect that they would be focusing on protecting those areas first. so i wouldnt have to last too long

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 5:09am
JayyConn Says:

holy shit im laughing so hard after reading all of this.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:42am

Hahaha! Yea when i was younger and when i went with my dad to these stores ide look around and say to myself, "That would be perfect to kill something with"

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:47am

i would be prepared no matter wher i am thanx 2 nazi zombies

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 2:09am
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 2:55am

I find this post interesting. Zombies
are real, thanks to dangerous drugs and powerful weapons. No, you won't actually become "The Walking Dead," but you might be kidnapped and give up your bank account data. It pays to be very vigilant at all times.