Submitted by chilivillain on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 3:19pm
I was high in Lowe's today and I decided a Lowe's or Home Depot would be the best place to hide during the zombie apocalypse. You'd have everything you need to build amazing barriers and you could make such great weapons out of all the shit that they have there. If there's still electricity, you can use the millions of ovens to cook with. There are toilets too. There are just so many resources that you could use!