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Ban on chicks in room when stoned

Colleges across the U.S. should adopt and implement a new law that bans roommates from inviting chicks over to their dorm room when they know ones of their roommates is high (or about to be high. In other words, the ban would punish your roommate for all the times he's invited girls to hang out and chat in the room right after you smoked weed, making you feel so awkward and self-conscious, completely murdering your high.

Submitted by: highmynameis 21 weeks 4 days ago – Made popular 21 weeks 1 day ago
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You could always just invite girls over that smoke too, problem solved.

if theyre high too its fine but i kno where ur comin from ma dude

Haha yeah i mean obviously i love smoking with girls, but I wrote that after I had just smoked some nice bud with my friend, came back to my room excited to watch Space Jam in my bed and eat some dominos I had ordered when my roommate decided to call up 6 broads to hang out in the room before they went out. Had to make small talk with them for like 3 hours, and they started interrogating me as to why I didn't want to go to the bars with them that night. Slaughtered my high, I felt like they were judging me every time I took a bite out of my pizza hahaha.

u should kill em...jk

Dood, you tolly just mind fucked me. i was waiting on the other ) to be there and it never was. read the whole paragraph twice cuz i thought i missed it but then i realized you didnt add it. meaning i never read the thing because i was searching for it.

read it. word. my boy came the bar baked, i knew as sooon as he entered and i asked him if he was baked. he was. know i feel bad for making him feel self conscious.

I just did the same thing haha

I agree, I hate when you get nice and high, ready to chill out, and some people you normally wouldn't let see yourself "stoner-comfortable" around come in. You know then and there that your night's no longer going to be as relaxed as it was before, and your brain's not at it's most upbeat. Makes for painful conversation, and a killed buzz.

just invite girls over who smoke...and like to get naked

Or you can just not be the weird high guy in the corner. That always helps

Sometimes sure, but I think you need to try having sex before you can post about anything like this again.

hey man im a girl and that really blows!!!...i think that works for not just girls..but for anyone who isnt high with you. DONT HATE ON THE LADIES! unless they are cunts

totally depends on the type of girl and if the girl is high or wanting to get high... just so happens the above rule would apply to ALL my roommates friends!!

Make the entrance requirement a minimum of 2 bong hits

Best idea -ever-.

good plan mate

hahaha! Amen man, amen.

and you always gotta watch after the girls, light the bong for them, and then deal with their dumbasses when theyre so stoned they cant function cos they smoked just as much as you did

Haha I know what you mean, though some can hold their own fairly well, at least some of the ones I smoke with :p

heyyy dont be mean. i agree with everyone else, just invite girls who smoke

That's the thing, weed shouldn't inhibit your social life to smokers-only.

I love having girls around when I'm high.

sorry dude. this is a bad highdea... when your baked your game is way better because you are relaxed and at ease and simply don't give a fuck. girls see this and want you more... therefore your friend did you a favor! and you should have gone out to the bar with them and had a good time

I kind of see where this guy is coming from. Look though...a lame judgemental person is a lame judgemental person, whether they're a girl or a guy. It's a bad call to say that all girls are buzzkilling bitches when a lot of straight edge guys are just as bad.
If anything, we should be banning authority figures from the smoking room, because those are the biggest buzzkills of all.
Brothers and sisters...let's get along. All right?

i mean dude why would being around girls murder you're high? I can see if they're annoying bitches... but if they're chill stoner girls ( a very rare breed unfortunately) then chill the fuck out and have a good time. If you don't enjoy being around people when you're high then I'd probably stop smoking pot.

You JUST answered your own question (chill stoner girls = a very rare breed) then persisted as if the guy was weird for being uncomfortable around most girls when high (when in fact it is because most girls MAKE it uncomfortable, because they AREN'T chill stoner girls). I'm not quite sure what point you're trying to make.