So, we were watching Planet Earth right? And what the fuck is the name for just a shit ton of ferrets? Who in Sam Hill knows? The internet knows. And it's a business. Are ferrets a particularly industrious animal? The implications are yes.

As it turns out, all kinds of animals have ridiculous collective names. These name shenanigans beg the question: who the fuck gets to name animal collectives? What kind of degree do I have to get or whose dick do I have to suck to get that job?

So read this... or don't... whatever
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/AnimalGroups.html

I think it would be trendy and cool (like John Travolta) to use these ridiculous, edgy names in casual conversation and bring them from the annals of English to the forefront.